Poor Little Fella

[blackbart]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
>>>>>reasons:
>>>>>
>>>>>-I do physical labor.
>>>>>-I work at great depths.
>>>>>-I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
>>>>>-I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>>>>>-I work in a damp environment.
>>>>>-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
>>>>>-I work in high temperatures.
>>>>> -I work in a confined work space.
>>>>>My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sincerely,
>>>>>P. Niss
>>>>>
>>>>>The Response:
>>>>>
>>>>>Dear Penis:
>>>>>After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
>>>>>have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
>>>>>following
>>>>>reasons:
>>>>>
>>>>>-You do not work 8 hours straight.
>>>>>-You fall asleep after brief work periods.
>>>>>-You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
>>>>>-You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
>>>>>visiting
>>>>>other locations.
>>>>>-You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
>>>>>stimulated in
>>>>>order to start working.
>>>>>-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>>>>>-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
>>>>>wearing
>>>>>the correct protective clothing.
>>>>>-You will retire well before you are 65.
>>>>>-You are unable to work double shifts.
>>>>>-You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
>>>>>completed
>>>>>the assigned task.
>>>>>-And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
>>>>>entering and
>>>>>exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sincerely,
>>>>>V. Gina

[buddyjh]

kinda reminds me what the old lady said about vibrators. she said they're better than men because they don't make you sleep on the wet spot