The Lie Detector Clock

[blizzard4dish]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Detector Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Detector Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible, ' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Bush's clock?' asked the man.
'Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.

[shery20]

can not get better than that wel done

[tb1971]

Haaa good one, thanks for sharing! If Bush's clock is being used for a ceiling fan, then Nobama's will be used as a prop to fly airplanes! Thanks again.

[edwinsao]

hahahahahaha,hahahahahaha,hahahahaha you make me cry boy hahahaha