Highschool chum

[picklefixer]

This guy goes to his wife and says, "Honey, my best highschool friend is coming into town and is going to stop by for a visit."

So the guy shows up and they are all having a good time when the husband says that he is going to go out and get some beer. So he says to his wife, "Honey, while I'm gone I want you to show my good friend all the southern hospitality you can." And she says "Allright."

Well the guy goes out and gets the beer and when he comes back he finds his best friend porkin his wife on the kitchen floor and says, "What the h*ll's goin on here?"

She replies, "Well you said to show him all the southern hospitality I could and I am."

And he says, "Well my God woman, arch your back, his b*lls are on the cold floor!"

[buddyjh]

good one pick

[jell691]

sounds like a tile floor! LOL

[MOE23]

Tile floor are cold too!!!!!!

[slowboy]

good one thanks

[SPEEDY82]

A friend like that is hard to find. lol