Funny stuff check this out !!

[yamahadude157]

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.




With Enron, you would have had $16.
50 left


of the original $1,000.00.




With WorldCom, you would have had less than


$5.00 left.




But, if you had purchased $1,000.
00 worth of


beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.




Based on the above, the best current


investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg



A recent study found the average American


walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.




Makes You Proud To Be An American!

[Lounoproblem]

Sounds like my Honda

[bigevil69]

thats pretty good
i have a deal through my club where i recycle glass beer bottles and aluminum cans and make a good return so i pay for it once and sell it twice once full and once empty

[picklefixer]

Obama said that he doesn't think that a person who bought an overvalued house should have to repay the amount he borrowed, but instead should only pay what the house is now worth.
So if he gets elected we should be able to buy that $1000.00 worth of beer, drink it, then turn it into worthless piss, get our money back from the beer store, scrap the cans, and make the $214.00 in cash. D*mn, thats good livin.

[yamahadude157]

I have invested thoroughly in my 401 keg retirement plan !!!!