The Difference Between Women And men

[blackbart]

Difference Between Women And Men
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>> > 1.NAMES
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>> > If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch,
>>they
>>will
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>> > call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
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>> > If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will
>>affectionately
>>refer
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>> > to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and
>>Scrappy.
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>> > 2. EATING OUT
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>> > When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each
>>throw
>>in
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>> > a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will
>>have
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>> > anything
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>> > smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
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>> > When the women get their bill, out come the pocket
>>calculators.
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>> > 3. MONEY
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>> > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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>> > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need,
>>but
>>it's
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>> > on sale.
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>> > 4. BATHROOMS
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>> > A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
>>shaving
>>cream,
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>> > razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
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>> > The average number of items in the typical woman's
>>bathroom is
>>337.
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>> > A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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>> > 5. ARGUMENTS
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>> > A woman has the last word in any argument.
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>> > Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a
>>new
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>> > argument.
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>> > 6. CATS
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>> > Women love cats.
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>> > Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men
>>kick
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>> > cats.
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>> > 7. FUTURE
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>> > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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>> > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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>> > 8. SUCCESS
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>> > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
>>can
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>> > spend.
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>> > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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>> > 9. MARRIAGE
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>> > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
>>doesn't.
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>> > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
>>she
>>does.
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>> > 10. DRESSING UP
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>> > A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
>>empty
>>the
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>> > garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
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>> > A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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>> > 11. NATURAL
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>> > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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>> > Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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>> > 12. OFFSPRING
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>> > Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She
>>knows
>>about
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>> > dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
>>foods,
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>> > secret
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>> > fears and hopes and dreams.
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>> > A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the
>>house.
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>> > 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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>> > Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use
>>in
>>two
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>> > people remembering the same thing.

[bigevil69]

that mirrors life

[buddyjh]

amen brother

[lilevil69]

that is so true