Bumper Stickers We would love to see

[blackbart]

Bumper Stickers We Would Love To See!
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>>>> > Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your
>>>>A$$?
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>>>> > If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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>>>> > Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.
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>>>> > 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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>>>> > You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and
>>>>not you!
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>>>> > DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE
>>>>BODIES.
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>>>> > JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Crosby . . .He
>>>>Shoots..He..Scores!
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>>>> > You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
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>>>> > Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
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>>>> > Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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>>>> > My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
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>>>> > GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
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>>>> > Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot
>>>>them.
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>>>> > I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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>>>> > WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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>>>> > BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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>>>> > I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
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>>>> > Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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>>>> > The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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>>>> > IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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>>>> > Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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>>>> > Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
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>>>> > Hang up and drive.
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>>>> > I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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>>>> > It may be lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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>>>> > Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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>>>> > and the #1 bumper sticker of the week......
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>>>> > Honk If You Want To See My Finger

[bigevil69]

i have actually sen the "Hang up and drive" one

[lilevil69]

love those