Skippy

[blackbart]

A woman went to her boyfriend's parents house for Thanksgiving Dinner.

This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman began to feel a little discomfort. Thanks to her nervousness and
the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let
out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boy-friends father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
"rrriiippp"

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the
woman had to let another one rip.

This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled
a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before she sh*ts on you!"

[buddyjh]

maybe she'll give oral sex and cook him a nice meal.LOL LOL

[bigevil69]

i like that one

[blackbart]

Couldn't stop laughing when I read your reply

[MOE23]

That is funny.

[lilevil69]

that is funny