Things Under The Bed?

[SATMAN8]

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at
night. So, I went to a shrink and told him

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under
it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to
me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to
see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of
money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that
money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With an attitude he asked 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender
cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! !

FORGET THE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!

[bigevil69]

i should have known that

[MgGibson2]

That's is a great one.....

Fantastic idea too..let's all meet for drinks and Therapy at spyder's

[cisco123]

pretty good man.

[MOE23]

Good one !