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October 16th, 2008
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Security System On A Budget
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Duke & Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess
with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard
to tell from all the blood.
P.S. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
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picklefixer (October 16th, 2008)
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Security System On A Budget
i like that one
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Security System On A Budget
good one man.thanks
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Security System On A Budget
hey thats good
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Security System On A Budget
Awesome !!! I'm sure it works too....
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