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October 16th, 2008
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Whew, close one
John finally decided to get married. So a few months before the wedding Johns beautiful future sister-in-law invites him to her house to help pick out the invitations. When he arrives he finds her dressed in a skimpy nighty with a sly look on her face.
She tells John that she wasnt interested in the invitations, but instead wanted to have crazy sex with him before he married her sister and became unavailable.
She says, "I'll be upstairs waiting if you want to join me, or you can just go out the front door and forget this ever happened" as she disappears up the stairs.
John thinks about it for a second and then opens the front door.
To his suprise, there standing outside the door is his fiance and his future father-in-law, both with tears in thier eyes. The dad reaches out to shake Johns hand and says, "Son, this was a test and I will be proud to call you my son-in-law after this."
The moral of the story. Always keep your condoms in the car.
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Whew, close one
i hear ya man. lol
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Whew, close one
nice one man
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Whew, close one
pretty good man
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October 16th, 2008
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Re: Whew, close one
Nice and well said,close one.
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October 17th, 2008
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Re: Whew, close one
Good one!!!!!
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