Hunting

[blackbart]

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM PRINCE
>> ALBERT?
>> ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A SASKATOON RADIO
>> STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
>>
>> A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin
>> Motors in Saskatoon for $42,500.00 (with monthly
>> payments of $560.00).
>> He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in
>> mid-October; and of course the lake is frozen.
>> These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG,
>> and of course the New NAVIGATOR.
>> They decide they want to make a natural looking
>> water area for the ducks, something for the decoys
>> to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to
>> invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more
>> power than the average drill auger can produce.
>> So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a
>> stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now
>> our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the
>> ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and
>> becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the
>> following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse;
>> then, with a mighty thrust, they
>> throw the stick of dynamite as far away as
>> possible.
>> Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I
>> mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the
>> DOG...???
>> Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab
>> used for RETRIEVING!!! Especially things thrown by the
>> owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off
>> across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the
>> stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as
>> it hits the ice.
>> The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms
>> and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks
>> of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog,
>> now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One
>> hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. !
>> The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big
>> enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a
>> moment, slightly confused then continues on.
>> Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing,
>> becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks
>> these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to
>> find cover, under the brand new Navigator.
>> The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot
>> exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end
>> , he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off
>> after his master.
>> Then""""""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!!
>>
>> The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom
>> of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with......"I
>> can't believe this just happened" looks on
>> their faces. The SGI insurance company says that sinking a
>> vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT
>> COVERED by the policy. He still had yet to make the first
>> of those $560.00 a month payments...The dog is okay...
>>
>> AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN NEWFOUNDLAND?

[cisco123]

pretty good man thanks

[buddyjh]

thats great. sounds like our brilliant elected officials