Friday Funny

[blackbart]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar.
>They're staring at another man, Suddenly the Irishman says, it's Jesus!
>Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send
>him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a Bottle
>of Molson Canadian.
>Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and
>drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's
>finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
>He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it,
>Thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of
>Amazement: My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.
>It's a miracle!"
>Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
>As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
>"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a
>miracle."
>Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and
>a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.
>What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
>The Newfie shouts, "F**k Off" ~ I'm on Workers Compensation!!

[peggy13]

I can relate, I'm on workers comp!! LOL

But, I would rather be healthy and healed!! LOL

[wowszer]

So bloody true.

[slowboy]

very good one thanks