Ku Klux Klan

[blackbart]

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
> congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
>This is
> a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
>
> I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
>party
> who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
>Christian Family."
>
> No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
>face
> me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven
>and in your heart you will feel
> glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
>
> Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a
>body
> that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed
>and her voice quivered as she
> spoke,
>
> "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said
>you
> were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my
>friends that you were a wizard under
> the sheets."
>
> The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
>congregation roared!
>

[jose2001]

not bad for a joke ha ha ha

[slowboy]

good one thanks

[tnp12]

awesome, very funny!