Chinese sick leave:

[jc7257]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.
'The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her 'we make love'.That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

[marty napier]

Nice one jc thinks

[zekester]

http://www.abadss.com/forum/959-humo...ick-leave.html

http://www.abadss.com/forum/959-humo...ick-leave.html

http://www.abadss.com/forum/4-forum-...n-members.html

I couldn't resist JC, just kiddin with ya, lol.