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January 30th, 2009
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An Amish lady
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home."
"That's fine! Oh, and another thing, ma'am. It seems one of the reins has looped across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. Have your husband take care of that right away also!"
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"
"He said the reflector is broken."
"I can fix that in two minutes. Anything else?"
"I'm not sure, something about the Emergency Brake..."
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Re: An Amish lady
good one jell!
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Re: An Amish lady
My girlfriend uses that to make me mind her also jell,works real good too.lol
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February 3rd, 2009
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Re: An Amish lady
Thinks jell
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February 3rd, 2009
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Re: An Amish lady
keep up the gr8 work my friend..lok fwd to 'em all ..keep 'em coming..
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