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three is a charm::: n the fight started::
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's **** near perfect.'
And then the fight started...
enjoy
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February 3rd, 2009
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Re: three is a charm::: n the fight started::
Funnny ones...Thanx !!
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: three is a charm::: n the fight started::
Good one thinks
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Re: three is a charm::: n the fight started::
I would never dare!!!!!!!!
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: three is a charm::: n the fight started::
2 funny jokes/keep em coming.Really enjoyable to see someone else also have problems with the wrong words at the right time!
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