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February 4th, 2009
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Having a bad day
Having a bad day.............*
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> >> A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half > an hour when this big
> >> trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and
> >> then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, > 'What'cha gonna do about it?'
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> >> The poor little guy starts crying.
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> >> 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says.
> >> 'I didn't think you'd cry.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs.
> >> 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
> >> car > was stolen and I don't have any insurance.
> >> I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
> >> to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the **** poison
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: Having a bad day
pretty good
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: Having a bad day
Thanks that was funny.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: Having a bad day
Good one sat...lol
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: Having a bad day
Love it. Keep them coming. Enjoyed them all.
anik 
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: Having a bad day
Good one!!!!!!!!!!
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: Having a bad day
Thinks nice one
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