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The Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work, in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."  |
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: The Blonde
pretty good
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: The Blonde
pretty funny !!!=)
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: The Blonde
good one thanks
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Re: The Blonde
Good one thanks!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Blonde
Thinks good one
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Re: The Blonde
Thats Funny. Thanks!
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Re: The Blonde
good to see ya sat!
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Re: The Blonde
hehehehe,,My wife is Redheaded,,So I can say Thats ...FUNNY
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