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February 4th, 2009
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You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
Ok ABA I Know You All Know Some So Give Me Your Best!!!
I'll kick it off
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use
the same tree.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You reckon watching wrestling is foreplay.
You own an Elvis Jelly mold.
Your child’s first ever words were - 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!'
You’ve ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
Your washingline consists of 6 pair of trousers, 2 squirrels and a half-eaten possum...
Your idea of quality entertainment is a 12-pack and a fly-swatter.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
Your dad walks you to school....because you are both in the same grade!
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
Drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
after christmas you take the lights off your house and put them back on your truck !!
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
Your salad bowls are empty cool whip containers, you go to family reunions to pick up women
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You think genitalia is an Italian airline
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You think that possum is the other white meat
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
you believe in 3 holidays christmas - easter -and the daytona 500
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You think safe sex is a padded headboard
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
you got a shootin car on your lawn
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
Your whole family is Democrats 'cept little Mary.
She lernt to read.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
you paint your truck black with a roller and put a big no. 3 on it
(just my golf cart honest LOL)
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You had to remove your tooth pick for your wedding pictures.
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You refer to fifth grade as your senior year.
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If Play Along
You may be a redneck if you ever
used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
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