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February 4th, 2009
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"Jeeves"
A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.
"Jeeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"
"Well Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed"
"But my dress?"
"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up"
"But what about my underwear?"
"I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."
"What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!"
"Only the first time, Madam."
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: "Jeeves"
Way to go Jeeves
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February 4th, 2009
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Re: "Jeeves"
lol Hit it jeeves.
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February 5th, 2009
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Re: "Jeeves"
Thinks jell
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February 5th, 2009
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Re: "Jeeves"
Dam Jeeves Way to Go!
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