Guts or Balls... - ABA DSS

**jc7257** · February 5th, 2009

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

**snakebite** · February 5th, 2009

wow..now i no the difference thanks ...real good

**eclipsemoon** · February 5th, 2009

That is to funny i am going to use the broom and flying somewhere one on my wife.

**marty napier** · February 5th, 2009

Nice one jc

**Landscapeman** · February 5th, 2009

Thanks Bud

**blackbart** · February 5th, 2009

And that's when the fight started.

**slowboy** · February 5th, 2009

good one thanks