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February 5th, 2009
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precautions
A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex life.
"Well..." the man drawled, "not bad at all to be honest. The wife ain't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old."
"My goodness Frank, and at your age, too." the doctor said. "I hope you took at least some precautions."
"Yep. I may be old, but I ain't senile yet doc. I gave 'em all a phony name."
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slowboy (February 6th, 2009),
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February 5th, 2009
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Re: precautions
Was it Bubba Jell?
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February 5th, 2009
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Re: precautions
started with a B........ LOL
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February 5th, 2009
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Re: precautions
Now that made me laugh!!!!
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February 5th, 2009
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Re: precautions
mission accomplished!
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: precautions
Nice .
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Re: precautions
good one thanks
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: precautions
Good one jell
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