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February 5th, 2009
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Best PMS Question Ever
Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f---'n house knows HOW to change a f---'n light bulb! They don't even know that the f---'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f---'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god ****ed light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f---'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME f---'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F---ER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE F---'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F---'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F---'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
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buddyjh (February 5th, 2009),
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slowboy (February 6th, 2009)
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February 5th, 2009
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#2 (permalink)
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Re: Question
Well at least she wasn't griping bout the toilet seat being left up.....lol
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February 6th, 2009
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#3 (permalink)
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Re: Question
That **** toilet seat
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: Question
good onen my friend lol ..............
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: Question
good one thanks
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