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February 6th, 2009
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What Does It Look Like Dad?
A young man walks over to his father one day and asks if they could have a talk about sex. His father agrees and is eager to help his son with any questions he may have.
"Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?" asked the son.
"Well son," answered the all knowing father. "A vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation."
"The soft folds of a vagina are softer even than the petals of a rose."
"The delicate scent of a vagina is finer than the finest french perfumes."
"The taste of a vagina, is sweeter than the purest nectar."
"All in all son, it`s like I said ,a vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation."
"Gee dad ,a vagina sounds just great, the way you describe it."
A few moments of silence go by, then the boy asks another question.
"Dad, What does a vagina look like after sex?"
"Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?"
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: What Does It Look Like Dad?
good one thanks
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: What Does It Look Like Dad?
Oh my goodness.......he he he ..........bulldog eatin' custard =)~
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Re: What Does It Look Like Dad?
Wow, Funny! Thanks!
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: What Does It Look Like Dad?
lmfao...good one bro!!!
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: What Does It Look Like Dad?
pretty good man....thanks
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: What Does It Look Like Dad?
thinks good one
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