Male vs Female

[SATMAN8]

Female vs Male .


Q. How do you know if a man is sexually active?
A. He's breathing


Q.What is the difference between a man and E.T?
A. E.T phones home


Q.How do you get to a mans heart?
A.With an axe or a knife


Fact.Men are living proof women can take a joke


Q.What does a man consider a 7 Course meal?
A. A hot dog and a 6 pack


Q. What do you call the useless fatty tissue at the end of the penis?
A. A man

Q. what's the difference between a man and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around after you've used it

Q. What did God say after he made man?
A. can do better

Q: what is a man called with a half a brain?
A: gifted!!!

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: No one knows. It's never been done.

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because men fake foreplay

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 101, 1 to hold it and the other hundred to try to make the room turn!

Q: Why don't men have trouble with Hemorrhoids?
A: God made man the perfect *******!

Q: What do you call a man who does housework?
A: nonexistent

Q: Did you know that all men are born with a birth defect?
A: an "X" chromosome!

Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
A: A widow.

Q: Why do men have holes in their penis?
A: So they can get oxygen to their brains.

Q: Why do men snore when they lay on there backs?
A:There balls fall over there ******* and they vapor lock.

Q. Why was the blondes bellybutton sore?
A. Her boyfriend was blond too.

Q.What´s common between men and microwave oven?
A.They get hot in 2 minutes.

Q: Why do men like dumb blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them

[slowboy]

thanks very good one i like them

[marty napier]

Good one thinks

[cisco123]

nice one man thanks

[blackbart]

I'm going to fix myself a 7 course meal and go to bed!!!

[SATMAN8]

Glad to see all enjoyed the joke.Thanks for the positive feedback!