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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
read this one to the end. J
Thought you might enjoy this for a good laugh.
 
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
Never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' And Angelina Jolie lifted her head,and said I am the most gorgeous !
Brad Pitt perked up and said:
"Who the hell is ZEKESTER?"
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Right on my friend, I'm sure that the magic mirror does not lie.
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
LOL...Nice..and I know who sent you that one buddy..
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Nice. Gave it your own spin
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Zeke's wishing again....lol
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Oh My friend you are to funny.
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Did the mirror spark up a fatty?  |
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
thanks for the laugh
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
LOL, always.....
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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LOL, always.....
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Wow!!! That's a fatty alright,big enough to share!!!
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Wow!!! That's a fatty alright,big enough to share!!!
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looks like a party bat to me... 
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
I liked that, just.............
Who the hell is Brad Pitt?
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Re: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Nice zekester
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