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February 6th, 2009
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Sexy one liners
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: Sexy one liners
Nice .
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: Sexy one liners
hey mods can you move this thread please...accidently put it in the sports sec instead of humor...sorry..lol
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February 6th, 2009
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Re: Sexy one liners
That is great buddyjh.
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Re: Sexy one liners
MUST BE THE BEER ...I'll move it now..
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Re: Sexy one liners
good one thanks
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February 7th, 2009
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Re: Sexy one liners
Hey buddy very,very funny post.Would have made a great survey?Keep em comin we all like hmour /it is the spice of life.
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