My Private Part Died - ABA DSS

**blackbart** · February 6th, 2009

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out
of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

**tomcat01** · February 6th, 2009

i like that one thanks

**transon** · February 7th, 2009

Thanks for that laugh bart.Made my day.

**eclipsemoon** · February 7th, 2009

Thanks bart that was a good one.

**slowboy** · February 7th, 2009

VERY GOOD ONE THANKS FOR the LAUGH

**marty napier** · February 7th, 2009

Thinks nice one

murph01 · February 7th, 2009

good one bart

**jose2001** · February 7th, 2009

god onen ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,