Comments on the play of the Canucks by suffering season ticket holders

[Beefeater1]

BC Law: The RCMP are cracking down on speeders heading into Vancouver. For the
first offense,they give you two Vancouver Canucks tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Vancouver Canucks

Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[monoxid]

By reading the above, I can tell your a real fan of the Vancouver Canuck!!!!!!!!! NOT!
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[Beefeater1]

Originally Posted by monoxid

By reading the above, I can tell your a real fan of the Vancouver Canuck!!!!!!!!! NOT!
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Actually i am. I live in the Van area so i get to b##tch and whine with all the other Nuck fans.

2 wins in a row now though.....Woo Hoo !!!

[lonster]

Thanks Beef, that was pretty good

[johnnybluedawg]

i live near the alberta border,,when in doubt,,go flames ! lol

[lonster]

Originally Posted by johnnybluedawg

i live near the alberta border,,when in doubt,,go flames ! lol

Just moved from Calgary, the flames sucked bad in the early season, but they are doing good now.... Oh yeah, the red mile rocks....lol