Short & Sweet..enjoy..

[just4ufolks]

Boy: May i hold your hand??
Girl: No it's not heavy
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Girl: Say you love me - say you love me
Boy: you love me
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Girl: I think poorest people are the happiest
Boy: Then marry me we'll be the happiest
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Girl: darling I want to dance like this for ever
Boy: Don't you ever want to improve?
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Boy: I love you and I could die for you
Girl: How soon?
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you
Girl: Yes,but would you stay there?
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Shanon: Have you ever had a hot passionate kiss?
Tracy: I did once.He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
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Wife: You tell a man something,it goes in to one ear and comes out the other
Husband: You tell a women something,it goes in to both ears and comes out of the mouth
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Mary; John says I'm pretty.Andrew says I'm ugly,what you think Peter
Peter: A bit of both ,i think you're pretty ugly
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Girl friend: ....And you sure you love me and no one else?
Boy friend: Dead sure,I checked the whole list twice yesterday.
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in school history was called current affairs
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Teacher: Sam you talk a lot
Sam: It's in the family tradition
Teacher: what do you mean
Sam: Sir my grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher
Teacher: what about your mother
Sam: she is a women
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Teacher: Sam tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
Sam: No sir,my Mom is a good cook
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Patient: What are the chances of my recovery Doc?
Doc: 100% - medical record show none out of ten people die of the disease you have and your is the tenth case I have treated the all others died
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Teacher: Can any one give an example of COINCIDENCE ?
Sam: Sir,my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time
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Teacher:George Washington not only cgpped the cherry tree but also admitted doing so now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Sam: because George still had axe in his hand
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