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February 10th, 2009
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Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much ol der than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
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February 10th, 2009
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Re: Why Parents Drink
Thanks buddy Good.
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February 10th, 2009
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Re: Why Parents Drink
pretty smart for a kid with a bad report card.
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Re: Why Parents Drink
Thats great,what humor.....satman8
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Re: Why Parents Drink
What a idea.
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February 11th, 2009
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Re: Why Parents Drink
Good one thinks
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Re: Why Parents Drink
Dear son,
I think it's great you get use to having a roommate like Tommy. Judging by your report card you'll never get a job making enough money to afford a place of your own. Your mom and I have converted your room to a den and we think there are worse things than having a child not putting forth his best effort to get an education. Please thank Tommy's parents for giving us the den we always wanted
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