The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[buddyjh]

THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

[boboisno1]

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[RICKSBEACH]

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[creativegenius]

ROTFL ...

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