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February 10th, 2009
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old tramp walks into a bar
An old tramp walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first."
"I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!"
The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.
The tramp drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up on stage and the audience starts applauding. Then he drops his pants and the audience starts cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to sh!t all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves.
The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not sh!t all over my stage!"
The guy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat before he sang!"
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slowboy (February 10th, 2009),
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February 10th, 2009
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#2 (permalink)
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Re: old tramp walks into a bar
God jell you are sick lol lol lol
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February 10th, 2009
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Re: old tramp walks into a bar
good one thanks
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February 10th, 2009
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Re: old tramp walks into a bar
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Originally Posted by blackbart
God jell you are sick lol lol lol
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Yep gotta go along with ya on that BB....lmao
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February 10th, 2009
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Re: old tramp walks into a bar
sh*t every were
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February 10th, 2009
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Re: old tramp walks into a bar
That was quite funny.
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