RUMOR ?? FIXES VS - aairon's & CW - EHG's - ABA DSS

EHG · September 19th, 2009

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Originally Posted by aairon

I have a VS that is wide open, running the jet propulsion labs Cray, liquid nitrogen cooled laser modulated front side bus, wired directly to the Jtag port.
Oh one issue is you need to fully immerse the entire VS into a bath of liquid nitrogen, This can be a bit of a problem with your normal home theater system.
But don't let that get you down, it can be done.
Oh also, you will most likely need to have a small but unobtrusive power substation built on your property, but if your neighbors don't mind this could be just the set up for you.

Don't PM me for details I will be releasing the complete diagram on sept 22.

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Wow that seems like a lot of changes to go through but I guess true fta hobbyists will eagerly do whatever it takes.

I got you beat though my CW700s is also wide open and beyond - it even gets transmissions from one of Jupiter's moons, a big rock named Europa. Some dude there named HAL keeps asking me how I'm feeling!

I didn't need all that sophisticated stuff you required for your VS no liquid nitrogen or personal power plant! All I had to do was place my CW700s in a vertical position against an open door and wire the power cord on it directly to a 9V battery with the polarity reversed.

Once that was done all I had to do was use my remote control to enter a secret number into the CW700s and wam bam thank you mam it was up and running!.

I am prepared to immediately release that secret number (144 digits long) which is the final step in activating ALL CW units. Since I do have some time invested in this cw cure (at least 1.257658 minutes + 6.35478 minutes to make this post) I feel that I should receive some renumeration for my fix!

Therefore if you send me a cashiers check or postal money order in the amount of:

Your Total Net Worth + U.S. $20.00

I will immediately via dog sled or pony express whichever is fastest send you your 144 digit code to activate your unit along with instructions on how to place it against your door and connect it up to a 9v battery!

Oh and no need to wait til the 22nd for my CW fix works now but like anything good it ain't free!

yea! Just found out that the same 9v connection and 144 digit code works for VS units also, only difference is you must place the unit in a horizontal position against a closet door (don't work on front, rear or bedroom doors) so all you VS owners same deal just send me a CC or MO for all your worth and I'll get back to you EVENTUALLY.

Don't worry guys I'll send agent 000.7 the infamous
Octopus and he will get Charlie....

Please feel free to c/p this post anywhere as long as that site's members net wealth are in the upper 3% of the planets population.

**slowboy** · September 19th, 2009

thanks for the laugh

Priestmill · September 19th, 2009

One can only imagine about the VS FSB.

**niw18** · September 19th, 2009

looks like a scam to me

**marianne** · September 20th, 2009

lets throw all the viewsats in a big pile and burn them.

**Mighty Thor** · September 20th, 2009

Hay EHG, that sounds great, you'll have to send me your address so I can send you the $20. I know you said total net worth + $20, but after me controling the TV last night with UFC and Boxing the wife says I'm worthless so.........$20 it is.......lol.....................MT

originalfacsimi · September 20th, 2009

Now you know the real reason why they updated the HUBBLE! DN & DIK wanted to keep an eye on Jupiter.......LOL

EHG · September 21st, 2009

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Originally Posted by Mighty Thor

Hay EHG, that sounds great, you'll have to send me your address so I can send you the $20. I know you said total net worth + $20, but after me controling the TV last night with UFC and Boxing the wife says I'm worthless so.........$20 it is.......lol.....................MT

R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O.

It's a setup - Don't believe a word of it

She is just using standard FEMALE propaganda and misinformation!!

Why? She doesn't want you to find out what your true net worth is after her last shopping trip - how much did she say those shoes/dresses cost? And you believed her?? ..... QUACK

lamppost1 · September 21st, 2009

Thanks for the info, youknow this might be just what were looking for, at last a real fix. LMFAO.

WylieKyote · September 21st, 2009

Now this is a rumor worthy of the rumor section!! Thanks for the laugh. I stayed away from this great site a couple days after the "GREAT SEPT 17th LETDOWN". You gotta keep all this N3 stuff in perspective. It's a hobby....nothing more.....and if you don't have it up and running, you always have the rumor section to keep your spirits up!!

**Victor Hugo** · September 21st, 2009

Thanks for the Laugh.