Greetings from the toad!!! - ABA DSS

**mrtoad** · June 22nd, 2009

Hello all and thank you for inviting me into your site especially at this pivital point in the world of FTA. Like most of you, N3 was not a surprise since it has been slowly blacking everything out and it's funny that they waited until all the analog channels took their final dump into the black hole of history. For those of you who have never met me, I am not your average toad! I am sort of on the short side, but being height-challenged has never been a problem with me or the ladies I've had the pleasure of pleasuring in the past. I was born into this world with the urg for speed and love FAST Harley Davidson motorcycles and have two, a '47 Knucklehead straight-leg rigid that was your average EL model until I got hold of her. Now she's a real pleaser...stroked out to 86 inches with the addition of a VERY modified Linkert and single-fire ignition, but if you were to look at her on the street you would swear she's stock with a 21" on the front and a 15" on the back with really loud upsweeps that shoot fire out when I really get on the throttle...now doesn't that just make your thighs quiver?!!...hehe! My other bike is a '79 Shovelhead bagger that's also been "slightly" modified and can almost keep up with her sister, but she's built mainly for annual pilgrimages to Strugis, SD for the annual meeting of the masses. My other toys consist of a '57 356 Porsche Super 90 (also tricked out and really slammed to the ground...can you say "low rider"?...ha! My everyday vehicle is a 2006 Mini Cooper S with the beefed up John Cooper kit and also a fun little turbo charger to go with the supercharger! I just wish we had an autobond so I could really open it up, but have to settle for the ride from the beach to Vegas. My other love is long-range rifle and sniper team competitions. There's nothing as satisfying as hearing that "ding" from 800 meters away. My "tools" are a trued up Sako TRG-42 chambered in .338 lupua and a modified Remington 700 with the same frame as that used by the US ARMY with the standard .308 NATO round. I have another "sniper-type" rifle which is a souped up M-16 which is fun to shoot, but not even close to the other two. I love the beach, surfing and sailing and diving. When I have time, I enjoy reading, listening to music and playing chess. If any of you are ever in So Cal, feel free to stop by my place for a cool one and if it's the weekend, bar-b-que! My place is easy to find. I live at a place called Disneyland located in Anaheim, CA. If you enter the park, just walk straight ahead until you see "Fantasyland" (named for all you ladies out there who have good imaginations and enjoy fast rides...). If you look to your left, you will see a big whale and some small boats skippered by some realllllllllllllllly outstanding little hardbellies. Just jump into one of the boats and just past the whale's mouth, my place is the third hole on the right. You will know if I'm home if the garage door is open, you hear some outstanding music and the smell of bar-b-que in the air. Also look for a black Harley or a black Porsche on the driveway. Remember that the beers are always on ice! Hasta Menudo Amigos y Amigas! TIME TO TAKE ANOTHER WILD RIDE!!!!

**bigevil69** · June 22nd, 2009

welcome aboard friend
everyone here is willing to help you free
but to get the most out of the best site you will need to
upgrade your membership and you can do that by clicking the link in my signature

don't be shy
tell us a little about yourself...lol..j/k grab a cold one and pull up a lawn chair

**desan** · June 22nd, 2009

Welcome to ABA nice profile

**buddyjh** · June 22nd, 2009

Hello and welcome!!

**mountaineer** · June 22nd, 2009

Welcome to our site, first post after a year?

**RICKSBEACH** · June 22nd, 2009

welcome aboard!

**peggy13** · June 22nd, 2009

Hey there Mrtoad!! Welcome to ABA land!! What an interesting introduction, enjoyed reading it. Sounds like you have a fun life. We are glad you have joined us. Sounds like you'll fit right in here. We have members from so many various places and backgrounds, I know you will enjoy your stay.

**satmaxx** · June 22nd, 2009

Welcome aboard, Mr. Toad! Clarifies the title of the ride, "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."

**cdo_care** · June 22nd, 2009

Welcome aboard... enjoy the site.

**marty napier** · June 22nd, 2009

hello and welcome to aba

**eclipsemoon** · June 22nd, 2009

Hello and welcome to aba!

**MOE23** · June 22nd, 2009

welcome to aba enjoy !

**deanluna** · June 22nd, 2009

hey nice intro.,.,.,glad to have you aboard.

**boboisno1** · June 22nd, 2009

Hello and Welcome!!

**Victor Hugo** · June 22nd, 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrtoad

Hello all and thank you for inviting me into your site especially at this pivital point in the world of FTA. Like most of you, N3 was not a surprise since it has been slowly blacking everything out and it's funny that they waited until all the analog channels took their final dump into the black hole of history. For those of you who have never met me, I am not your average toad! I am sort of on the short side, but being height-challenged has never been a problem with me or the ladies I've had the pleasure of pleasuring in the past. I was born into this world with the urg for speed and love FAST Harley Davidson motorcycles and have two, a '47 Knucklehead straight-leg rigid that was your average EL model until I got hold of her. Now she's a real pleaser...stroked out to 86 inches with the addition of a VERY modified Linkert and single-fire ignition, but if you were to look at her on the street you would swear she's stock with a 21" on the front and a 15" on the back with really loud upsweeps that shoot fire out when I really get on the throttle...now doesn't that just make your thighs quiver?!!...hehe! My other bike is a '79 Shovelhead bagger that's also been "slightly" modified and can almost keep up with her sister, but she's built mainly for annual pilgrimages to Strugis, SD for the annual meeting of the masses. My other toys consist of a '57 356 Porsche Super 90 (also tricked out and really slammed to the ground...can you say "low rider"?...ha! My everyday vehicle is a 2006 Mini Cooper S with the beefed up John Cooper kit and also a fun little turbo charger to go with the supercharger! I just wish we had an autobond so I could really open it up, but have to settle for the ride from the beach to Vegas. My other love is long-range rifle and sniper team competitions. There's nothing as satisfying as hearing that "ding" from 800 meters away. My "tools" are a trued up Sako TRG-42 chambered in .338 lupua and a modified Remington 700 with the same frame as that used by the US ARMY with the standard .308 NATO round. I have another "sniper-type" rifle which is a souped up M-16 which is fun to shoot, but not even close to the other two. I love the beach, surfing and sailing and diving. When I have time, I enjoy reading, listening to music and playing chess. If any of you are ever in So Cal, feel free to stop by my place for a cool one and if it's the weekend, bar-b-que! My place is easy to find. I live at a place called Disneyland located in Anaheim, CA. If you enter the park, just walk straight ahead until you see "Fantasyland" (named for all you ladies out there who have good imaginations and enjoy fast rides...). If you look to your left, you will see a big whale and some small boats skippered by some realllllllllllllllly outstanding little hardbellies. Just jump into one of the boats and just past the whale's mouth, my place is the third hole on the right. You will know if I'm home if the garage door is open, you hear some outstanding music and the smell of bar-b-que in the air. Also look for a black Harley or a black Porsche on the driveway. Remember that the beers are always on ice! Hasta Menudo Amigos y Amigas! TIME TO TAKE ANOTHER WILD RIDE!!!!

To ABA family, enjoy your stay.

**Crystal Dragon** · June 22nd, 2009

Hello There & Welcome!!!

... you are a strange one Mr Toad!! lol

**painterguy14** · June 22nd, 2009

Hello & Welcome to Aba!!!!!!

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