Giving 100%..Must read

[whirleybird]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:




What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?




Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:




If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M

N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z




is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

22 23 24 25 26.




Then:




H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%







and







K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%




But ,




A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%




And,




B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%




AND, look how far *** kissing

will take you.




A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

< div class=EC_MsoNormal>= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and*** kissing that will put you over the top.

[chachi68]

well...i don't like a$$ kissers and i don't like bullshiiters!!...how's that for A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E!!...lol...100% is good enough for me...good post...thanks for sharing!...chachi...

[Crystal Dragon]

I have a magnet on the back of my truck that reads:

I don't have an attitude,
You're just an @$$hole!!!

s'truth!! I will take a picture of it and post if you do not believe me!!

[just4ufolks]

....SIMPLY PUT THAT WAS GREAT MY FRIEND...I GUESS SOMETHING TO PONDER IF YOU ARE STILL IN THE WORKFORCE......???
FOR ME I,m OUT OF HERE...LOL........HAPPYLY UNEMPLOYED (Voluntarily tho)....

[Victor Hugo]

I cant say nothing.