[shery20]

INSTALLING
> A HUSBAND
>
> Dear
> Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from
> Boyfriend
> 5.0
> to
> Husband
> 1.0 and
> noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
> particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated
> flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
>
> In addition,
> Husband
> 1.0
> uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
> 9.5
> and Personal
> Attention 6.5, and then
> installed undesirable programs such as
>
> NBA 5.0,
> NFL 3.0
> and
> Golf Clubs 4.1
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
> 2.6 simply crashes the
> system.
>
> Please note that I have tried running
> Nagging
> 5.3 to fix
> these problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
>
> Desperate
>
>
>
> DEAR DESPERATE,
>
> First, keep in mind,
> Boyfriend
> 5.0 is an
> Entertainment Package, while
> Husband
> 1.0 is an
> operating system.
>
> Please enter command:
> ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to
> download
> Tears
> 6.2, and do not
> forget to install the
> Guilt
> 3.0 update.
> If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
> 1.0 to default to
>
> Grumpy
> Silence 2.5,
> Happy
> Hour 7.0,
> or
> Beer
> 6.1.
> Please note that
> Beer
> 6.1 is a very
> bad program
> that will download the Gas
> passing and
> Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do,
> DO NOT under any
> circumstances install
> Mother-In-Law
> 1.0 (it runs a
> virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
> your system resources.)
>
> In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
> 5.0-program.
> This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary,
> Husband
> 1.0 is a great
> program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
> applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software
> to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot
> Lingerie 7.7
>
> Good Luck!
>
> Tech Support
>
>
>
> Bob Pacheco
> MillerCoors

[pulpworker]

Now thats different lol, thanks my friend.

[steven charles]

no is not different its hell of funny putting it that way thanks for the laugh friend....

[malcoc]

thanx for make us laugh, good job.!!!!!

[Victor Hugo]

Good One, thanks Shery.

[unclepaul]

Thanks Shery,enjoy your week end,