whos da man - ABA DSS

**ricknsusan** · February 3rd, 2008

3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says "Yep, I was walking down the ol' cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says........

Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I'm standing here in front of you unharmed.

The third cowboy stood up,..... walked around the campfire.... slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.

**gooly** · February 3rd, 2008

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Originally Posted by ricknsusan

3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says "Yep, I was walking down the ol' cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says........

Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I'm standing here in front of you unharmed.

The third cowboy stood up,..... walked around the campfire.... slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.

if the snake bit the cowboy on the penis, i dont think his friends would be lining up to save him

**boboisno1** · February 3rd, 2008

And those first two cowboys promised me they wouldn't tell that story about me to anyone. Geeze you can't trust anyone nowadays.

**monoxid** · February 3rd, 2008

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Originally Posted by boboisno1

And those first two cowboys promised me they wouldn't tell that story about me to anyone. Geeze you can't trust anyone nowadays.

That must have been one hell of a good dream. Just a joke!!!!!!