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Old February 5th, 2008   #1 (permalink)
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where is todays daily joke from rick n susan? i hope they havnt run out of material due to writers strike. i look forward to this almost daily post and am waiting in my best shoes for their latest................gooly
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Re: DAILY JOKE by rick n susan???

Hey gooly I posted one yesterday in the joke section
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Here's the link....http://www.abadss.com/forum/99-gener...8-jokes-6.html
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Re: DAILY JOKE by rick n susan???

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where is todays daily joke from rick n susan? i hope they havnt run out of material due to writers strike. i look forward to this almost daily post and am waiting in my best shoes for their latest................gooly
lol.... I think Rick might have joined the writers...

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Re: DAILY JOKE by rick n susan???

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said

"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!
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Lame i Know !!!
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Re: DAILY JOKE by rick n susan???

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where is todays daily joke from rick n susan? i hope they havnt run out of material due to writers strike. i look forward to this almost daily post and am waiting in my best shoes for their latest................gooly
lol. truth be known i reall dont have to many more. i just pick them up here and there. but i tell you what i will do. ill look around some and see what i can come up with. man you guys are the best!!!
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Re: DAILY JOKE by rick n susan???

I have one
teacher asks what body part goes 2 heaven 1st? A child answers legs cuz my mom always has hers in the air screaming oh God, I'M CUMIN!!!!!!
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teacher asks what body part goes 2 heaven 1st? A child answers legs cuz my mom always has hers in the air screaming oh God, I'M CUMIN!!!!!!
good one!!! how about,..........what do you call a dog with no legs?

nothing, he's not going to come anyway.
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good one!!! how about,..........what do you call a dog with no legs?

nothing, he's not going to come anyway.
How about
Bungee jumping is like gettig a blow job from an ugly chick..... it feels great but HOLLY ****! DON'T LOOK DOWN!!
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ok we do have some other jokesters out there as well keep them coming we all need a bit of humor
gooly especially up there in the frozen wastlands lol
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