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why i drink beer
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
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>> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
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>> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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>> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
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>> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00.
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>> So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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>> It's called the 401-Keg Plan 
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Re: why i drink beer
Very Funny. I work for Budweiser so I hope your drinking Budweiser lol That will help my 401keg plan lol
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Re: why i drink beer
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Originally Posted by surrealone
Very Funny. I work for Budweiser so I hope your drinking Budweiser lol That will help my 401keg plan lol
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you know whats funny budweiser is the only beer i do drink. 
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Re: why i drink beer
bud and bud light, can't beat 'em...
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Re: why i drink beer
Michelob light is my poison. Of course its still Anheuser-Busch so enjoy that retirement gift. 
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Re: why i drink beer
Bud Is WAY Over rated !!! Good Beer , But Not that Good .
BLUE is Where It Is At ! 
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Re: why i drink beer
I live in Michigan, so I have to pay .10 deposit, so that retirement plan doesn't work here.
Unless it was Mothers Day, and I had a mail truck coming from NY City............
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Re: why i drink beer
I'm in Michigan too BUT only about 20 minutes from the Indiana state line. 
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Re: why i drink beer
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Bud Is WAY Over rated !!! Good Beer , But Not that Good .
BLUE is Where It Is At ! 
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have yoy ever heard the "BLUE makes my **** sore" joke?
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