whats a husband 2 do?

[ricknsusan]

Husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes it home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'He never heard the shot.Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

[Apocalypse_67]

LMAO.... Good one Rick.
Moral of the story: Keep quiet and enjoy the show.

[Laser2008]

lol, typical woman..kill him and take his $500

[pais1226]

now that's funny!

[zekester]

Glad you're back in form, my friend. Missed the occasional joke from ya.

[rollup]

good one rick

[showgun101]

lmao thats just not right lol

[chill dawg]

Some times cheaper is better he'd have covered the wrinkles and still be alive. still a good one. lol

[ricknsusan]

Originally Posted by zekester

Glad you're back in form, my friend. Missed the occasional joke from ya.

thanks buddy. it feel great to be up and about again.