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Revenge on a Cabbie
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
>> lost
>>> the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the
>> second
>>> half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he
>>> could get himself home.
>>>
>>> So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab
>> waiting.
>>> He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to
>> send
>>> the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers,
>> his
>>> drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.
>>>
>>> The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen
>>> dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to
>>> hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight.
>>>
>>> One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
>> his
>>> financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling
>>> pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to
>> get a
>>> cab ride back to the airport.
>>>
>>> Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs,
>> but
>>> his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on
>> his
>>> luck.
>>>
>>> The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy
>> pay
>>> for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in
>> the
>>> first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.
>>>
>>> "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
>>>
>>> "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
>>>
>>> "What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
>>>
>>> The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
>> asked
>>> the same questions, with the same result.
>>>
>>> When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and
>> asked
>>> "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen
>> bucks."
>>> The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.
>>>
>>> Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman
>> gave
>>> a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
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