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Late Night Humor- FLY
To all a Good Night. Signing Off.
A Little extra
Don't Let A Kenny Drink and Drive
A Newfandlander- let's call him Kenny, driving home after downing a few at
The local pub.
He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle
Of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path.
He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a
Slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees!
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car
To a stop.
The officer approaches Kenny's car and asks him what on Earth he was doing!
Kenny tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops
Him mid sentence and says . . . . . "Fer Chris' sakes Kenny! That's yer air freshener!"
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Re: Late Night Humor- FLY
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Re: Late Night Humor- FLY
way to funny you guys.
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Re: Late Night Humor- FLY
good one zeke, my belly hurts!
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Re: Late Night Humor- FLY
he just keeps going and going and going and going....lol.. good one buddy
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