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Old April 14th, 2008   #1 (permalink)
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A Blonde Moment..

A blonde goes into a Tim Horton's and notices there's
A 'roll up the rim' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she unfolds it and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize is car .?'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
Because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the cup to the
Manager and HE reads...




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Thank you, another great one. NO thanks button, must do some writting!
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LOL good one rick
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LOL, RB Thx. I'd rather click on a thx button.
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Re: A Blonde Moment..

though i take some offence to the blonde joke, lol....it was pretty funny.

just kidding, no offence at all. Not all blondes can be as smart as myself.
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