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April 16th, 2008
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Lighter side cuz of Children...Jokes
Home alone
A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year old Little Johnny answers holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the hell do you think?"
Small time Thief
A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, "You are wasting time on small items. Why don`t you rob a bank?"
The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed."
Say the blessing
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn`t know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
Make up
Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone.
Jill : "Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?"
Linda : "Why?"
Jill : "I need to study cosmetics"
Linda : "Why?"
Jill : "Well, my English teacher says,` I have a make-up exam on Monday
Strange Habits.
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.
"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
Eventually" said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
Suspense Story
Johnny asked his classmate "Do you know how to keep a foolish person in suspense."
"No, you tell me."
"I ll tell you some other day."
Math Channel
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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April 16th, 2008
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Re: Lighter side cuz of Children...Jokes
man you need to move the home alone to the bottom, no joke should have to follow that.that is hillarious i don't care who you are.
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Re: Lighter side cuz of Children...Jokes
I liked the home alone one too, reminds me of my own childhood
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Re: Lighter side cuz of Children...Jokes
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Originally Posted by restorerancient
man you need to move the home alone to the bottom, no joke should have to follow that.that is hillarious i don't care who you are.
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I liked the home alone one too, reminds me of my own childhood
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