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May 12th, 2008
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Old Love
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband,
'You need a piece of tail.'
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
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May 12th, 2008
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Re: Old Love
finally one i understand !!!!!!!!
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May 12th, 2008
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Re: Old Love
good one thanks
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May 12th, 2008
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Re: Old Love
Good one!!
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May 12th, 2008
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Re: Old Love
I'm actually waiting for a 9 foot kite in the Mail, lol. Given its size vs mine(5'6" and 135lbs soaking wet) I might be looking down on you guys, keep your eyes to the skies, lol. Great one Rick.
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May 12th, 2008
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Re: Old Love
good one i love it!
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May 13th, 2008
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Re: Old Love
Very good one rick
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May 13th, 2008
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Re: Old Love
attaboy rick, you are getting pretty good at these!
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