- Trapped thief drops trousers in bungled burglary
- Man accused of squeegee attack at Ark. gas station
- Alleged burglar warms up bottle for crying baby
- Chunk of ice crashes through roof of Colorado home
- Udder shock: SC woman finds 650-pound cow in pool
- Couple arrested after reporting stolen marijuana
- Indoor marijuana farm found near LA police station
- Police: Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles
- 5 allegedly try to rob Nev. bank with fake warrant
- Turkey on NJ Turnpike causes havoc, evades capture
- Man carrying $600 pinched for alleged pencil theft
- Drilling for Scotch whiskey on frozen continent
- Overdue library books returned half century later
- Strippers-on-a-truck promotion halted in Las Vegas
- The Pelican Did It...
- Man awakened in ditch with moonshine and rifle
- UK man breaks record for pulling bus with hair
- Fla. man arrested for calling 911, asking for sex
- 55' Snake in China
- Police: Wife pulls knife on husband over vodka
- 1.5 lbs. of nails pulled from Peruvian's stomach
- Ore. police dog bites wrong man, intruder flees
- Minn. man allegedly assaults worker with backhoe
- Cops: Man who took champagne nabbed for 63rd time
- UC Berkeley students roll a giant serpent of sushi
- NZ lawmaker sculpted in cow manure
- Oregon man charged with DUI after 911 call
- Authorities say man stole car to face theft charge
- Police: Breathalyzer-costumed man accused of DUI
- Pa. robbery victim IDs suspect from old yearbook
- Man appears alive at own funeral in Brazil
- Space hotel says it's on schedule to open in 2012
- Police: Man made up knife attack to miss work
- NM calf fitted with prosthetic legs
- Heavyset Fla. man allegedly robs same bank 4 times
- Interesting read Re: H1N1 & State of Emergency
- N.H. restaurant sets meatball record
- Flu shot gone wrong
- Ex-Notre Dame worker to repay much of $29,000 tip
- Men accused of pawning stolen items for bail cash
- Fla. wildlife officer loses gator at show and tell
- Floridians try nutty way to save post office
- Cops: Man tries woman's clothes, flees in boxers
- Cops: Fla. man stole ferret by shoving it in pants
- Police: Man claimed God told him to steal car
- Iowa cops nab 'permanent marker' burglary suspects
- Too fat to kill? Fla. man uses weight as a defense
- Well here's your problem right here, sir..
- Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
- Md. cop accused of pulling gun at haunted house
- One-legged suspect caught with one stolen shoe
- Ga. woman scares off burglar by acting like a dog
- Man took pay from NJ company he never worked for
- Lost keys lead NJ police to home invasion suspects
- RI hospital has 5th wrong-site surgery since '07
- Man ordering food called a zombie, punched twice
- For Yosemite bears, dinner arrives in a minivan
- Mail truck driver charged with drunken driving
- Bar patrons playing pool almost hit by their car
- Man stuffs mouth with 16 cockroaches in record bid
- US police to auction motorized lounge chair
- Man robs shop on way to interrogation: German police
- W.Va. florist to robber: Give back the cash, jerk
- Woman flashes $27,000 at Mass. bar, gets robbed
- Iowa mom repeatedly whacks intruder with toy bat
- Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy
- Funeral home offers electronic billboard obits
- Cops lose 2-gram bag of cocaine used to train dogs
- Gunman runs away after Minn. bank teller says no
- MSBNC's Brewer introduces Jackson as Sharpton
- Robber pleads guilty after leech provides DNA
- Man on police ride-along stomps opossum to death
- Man charged with printing phony $50s to pay dancer
- Fla. burglar caught sleeping in pub's freezer
- Gunman prays with clerk, then finishes robbery
- Cops: Man claims bag of stolen goods just sex toys
- Cops: NY woman arrives drunk to pick up DWI friend
- Nev. man accused of DUI for 3rd time in 17 days
- Man allegedly takes car on 1,000-mile test drive
- Winnipeg film set mistaken for real thing
- Elvis' hair leaves the building
- Police stop driver for 15 violations in 11 minutes
- Bear Run! Black bear chills in Wis. beer cooler
- Mass. police: Victim finds robber applying for job
- Dad, 83, accused of opening fire on drumming son
- Accused animal hoarder allegedly Tasers trooper
- Cops: 300-lb man in dress tries to steal rum, cola
- Texas police find woman, 45, living with corpse
- Police: Pa. man busted with weed stuck to forehead
- Ark. officer forced to use stun gun on brother
- Robber loses wallet, then asks victim to return it
- Sheriff: Drunk dad, son rob home, son passes out
- 'Lottery winner' causes riot at Ohio coat store
- Alabama party mistakenly taps dead man for panel
- Cops: NY man tried to eat evidence after pot bust
- PepsiCo iPhone app draws fire for stereotyping
- Hormone-fueled deer 1, young football player 0
- La. police: Pickle smell might lead to thieves
- Woman calls police to report theft of pot plants
- Oregon man get probation for stabbing ex's fish
- Cowboy cited after horse wanders away from bar
- Thief takes 11 cases of beer in just two trips
- Repo man allegedly tries to get cops to do his job
- Pumpkin squashes competition in Calif. weigh-off
- Police nab man dressed as ninja, waving nunchucks
- Train drags German mooner half naked along tracks
- Tough owl wrecks pickup truck, but survives crash
- Texas man found asleep with corpse inside closet
- Police: Wis. woman strips to avoid arrest
- Police say newlyweds robbed chapel after wedding
- Pa. man sleeps through house fire, survives
- Madoff mask a natural for Halloween
- Maine couple wins wife-carrying championship
- Intoxicated 21-year-old takes ambulance in Kansas
- NC man in jail a week for mistaken identity
- Suspect in his 70s robs bank in San Diego
- Hungary pageant for surgically enhanced beauties
- Canadian trucker fined for smoking on the job
- 929 gallons of moonshine found in NC mountains
- Officials: Food stamps swapped for booze, Viagra
- Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
- Pair toss coins, cones over wrong size fries
- Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter
- Clown-costume suspects charged in Mexico heist
- SC gov's driver stopped for speeding, not ticketed...
- Cage fighters in drag wallop drunken duo
- Ind. police: Woman texts about robbery opportunity
- Inmate tries daring escape with newspaper, raisins
- Racing fans "limited" to 24 beers a day
- Naked burglar breaks into home, cooks and showers
- ND woman's 7-foot-long dog could be record holder
- Coffee does little to protect the aging brain...
- Separating fact from fiction regarding the size of Michelle Obama's staff...
- Player fined for clash after drunken ape act
- Neb. woman accused of throwing dog at officer
- Md. driving lesson ends with minivan in bedroom
- Fla. man back in jail just days after 2-year stint
- Cops: Mass. man shoots neighbor in leaf-dump fight
- Jumpy clerks toss cash at man before he demands it
- Ala. woman lets daughter ride in box on top of van
- Vampires Getting Married
- Mass. woman's message in bottle turns up in France
- SD town gets rid of 44 tons of stinking bison meat
- Mafiaboy interview the teenage hacker who crashed Yahoo!
- La. woman accused of biting boyfriend's tongue
- Detroit man gets 2 yrs for swiping car on 1st date
- Nude man accused of pounding on cars on a highway
- Clerk: Show me the gun and I'll show you the money
- Cops: Mass. couple beat man at KFC over slow order
- Woman fined for letting 12-year-old drive
- Man wins lottery prize during embezzlement case
- Police: Woman, not in the mood, cuts boyfriend
- Man accused of using horse to assault officer
- Police: Woman finds US Capitol officer in her bed
- Woman accused of urinating on NH police station
- Fla. college ready for flesh-eating zombie attack
- Pa. woman tackles burglar who broke into her home
- Cops: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
- Cops: Woman fried, ate goldfish amid fight with ex
- Student accused of rubbing sleeping women's legs
- Psychic charged with lying about attack by rivals
- Man calls 911 to confess to Fla. robbery
- Man gets 18 months for pellet gun hot dog theft
- 1,400-pound bull drags officers down NJ street
- Pa. couple has 49-year marriage but no documents
- NH woman celebrates 92nd birthday by sky-diving
- SC candidate raffles off AK-47 at campaign rally
- Poland okays forcible castration for pedophiles
- Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"
- Giant baby draws spectators to Indonesian hospital
- Italian police seize mafia boss' pet crocodile
- Store launches underpants for left-handed men
- Mass. postal worker admits to stealing 30,000 DVDs
- Game over: Fla. cops caught playing Wii on the job
- Prison sentence for woman who kept mom's body
- Miss. police use Taser, handcuffs on wayward emu
- SC mayor defends no-chase policy for police
- Unfaithful woman seeks 2nd chance by wearing sign
- Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint
- St. Louis coffee spill costs campus $200,000
- In hundreds of cities, parking spaces become parks
- Pa. man gulps 33 1/2 burritos, wins eating contest
- NJ police say pot plants growing on High Street
- Man litters national park with 3,000 golf balls
- NC doctor removes plastic fragment lodged in lung
- Naked man riding motorcycle charged with DUI
- Man accused of trading dad's car for $50 in crack
- Man allegedly asks guests to leave with shotgun
- Kansas couple's trash bin tryst takes wrong turn
- Deputy goes to wrong home, finds different suspect
- Police: Fake cop arrested after stopping La. mayor
- Shotgun-wielding man Tasered after manure dispute
- Police say DUI suspect tried to steal tow truck
- PETA wants to turn Va. prison into chicken museum
- Donated couch comes with stowaway kitten
- Ala. boy fakes kidnapping to hide bad grades
- Grizzly bear gets swim lessons in Montana pool
- Police: Well-dressed elderly man robs Calif. bank
- Man cited for cursing in public under 1887 law
- Pigeon transfers data faster than South Africa's Telkom
- Cops: Woman pummels clerk after feud over $20 bill
- New mom leaves N.D. hospital with the wrong baby
- Baby born at 9:09 on 9/9/09 weighs 9 lbs, 9 ounces
- Officials: Man demands to drink beer before arrest
- Pigskin-picking camel snubs Eagles because of Vick
- Repentant man breeds 4,600 scorpions
- Vermont town gives ax to woman's chickens
- Man allegedly flings jellyfish at teens at beach
- UPS truck is Denver's champion parking violator
- Ohio judge orders shoplifters to wear T-shirts
- Dressed to the nines? 09/09/09 inspires good times
- Police: Ohio robbery suspect asked victim for date
- Wisconsin dad, son excel at cricket-spitting
- Pa. man fires cannon, hits neighbor's house
- Fla. boaters urged to look out for missing robot
- Union says firefighters forced to bathe elephant
- Man allegedly calls 911 twice to say he's hungry
- Chestnut dethroned as rib eating king in Nevada
- Md. police say man tried to pay for gas with pot
- FDA test confirms animal was in man's soda can
- Ex-inmate injured trying to sneak back into jail
- Pantless man accused of harassing neighbor's horse
- Excuse me, ma'am, are you sloshing?
- Man admits crawling into outhouse pit — again
- New park offers X-rated views of NYC hotel guests
- Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados
- Chicken owner shoots own leg while hunting opossum
- Man gets glued to toilet seat at Australian mall
- Golf course groundskeeper finds mammoth tooth
- Suspicious FedEx package contains live snakes
- Wal-Mart worker accused of beating boss with bat
- Barber tries to rob store over bad beef jerky
- Fly the friendly skies ... but wear clothes
- Calif. man gets 2 more years for posing as lawyer
- 1-800-Clunkers? Florist keeps getting car calls
- 11-foot python unexpected guest for Calif. family
- Widow sells husband's tomb above Marilyn Monroe
- Man tosses cash onto Los Angeles-area freeway
- Ohio driver smashes through pharmacy to get drugs
- Man faces 6 months in jail for yawn
- Nude drunk loses way in New Zealand hotel
- Animal groups in court over Helmsley fortune
- Kansas man wins big in lottery for 2nd time in '09
- Luxury resort offers $19 room — minus bed
- Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat
- Man survives 300,000 volt lightning strike
- 'Nurse of the Year' charged with not being a nurse
- You picked the wrong marine
- Wal-Mart worker bitten by accused shoplifter
- An Urn That Looks Like Your Head
- Deputy duped by fake police lights, arrests driver
- Stanford and sun?
- Boy allegedly tries scooter holdup with toy gun
- Woman allegedly runs over husband after argument
- Texas librarians show wild side in calendar
- Woman accused of running strip club in basement
- Dillinger pistol sold at auction for $95,600
- Teen escapes jail over bomb hoax
- Holy car! Utah boy goes for spin to avoid church
- SC woman ticketed for riding stolen horse
- Detroit man says stress led him to rob banks
- Drunk men allegedly steal water for outdoor slide