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  1. When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
  2. Bad day of golf
  3. Don't fall in!
  4. 40 years of marriage
  5. Confessional Etiquette
  6. The Nuns and the Blind Man
  7. A priest and a rabbi
  8. Very Bad News
  9. Half Sister
  10. only two tellers
  11. Tic Tac Music
  12. Why Men Have Big Tool Boxes
  13. Play dead
  14. Don't get OLD...
  15. I've Fallen
  16. Fishing Trip
  17. Hollywood Squares
  18. Who My Baby Daddy ????????
  19. 1st Grade... Funny I don't care who u are.
  20. Two prostitutes
  21. Drinking too much?
  22. remove your right arm
  23. a bowl of cream
  24. that’ll be one cent
  25. A drunk in a bar barfs
  26. How to instantly fail a DUI test
  27. Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
  28. One Smart Watch
  29. Ahhh....Divorce
  30. Gun Shop Poster
  31. Enchanted Snake
  32. Romance is not dead
  33. Help me find this pup a home.
  34. Polish Polar Bear Club
  35. Newfoundland Police Chase
  36. Product to Fix Nag3
  37. Wifes' Xmas Present
  38. Turpentine VS Holy Water
  39. SHii
  40. The best drunk story of the month...
  41. Irish prostitute...
  42. Men Bashing - The Rules
  43. Posted to Craig's List Personals
  44. Top 20 do not say to cops.
  45. Yo mama so Poor
  46. How Unique
  47. Camel Died
  48. Vocabulary word for the day
  49. girl from the chorus
  50. Yo mama’s So Fat
  51. Okie Jokie
  52. Saran Wrap
  53. Legal Birth Control
  54. Tattoo You
  55. retired cops
  56. economy toilet paper
  57. 2 hunters
  58. Arrogance Doesn't Pay
  59. Two Spuds
  60. Two Spudds
  61. a box of condoms
  62. woman named Vicki
  63. A man goes into a supermarket
  64. Assisted Suicide
  65. How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh
  66. A husband walks out of the bathroom
  67. Two prostitutes
  68. Whatever Happened To
  69. Retirement
  70. DUI.
  71. Italian Clock
  72. weight problem
  73. woman named Nancy
  74. woman named Kate
  75. One day, long, long ago,
  76. Divorce Court
  77. Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot
  78. A drunk is driving through
  79. Blonde’s Cheer
  80. Blonde Overdue
  81. Ethel
  82. No Sex Since 1955
  83. Some old sidesplitters uwilllyao
  84. Simple home remedies
  85. Phones in church
  86. What a deal!
  87. Leprechan
  88. Choices Choices
  89. Mama Mia
  90. Strip Joint
  91. Good Date
  92. Confession
  93. Who's Your Daddy?
  94. Hurts Doesn't It
  95. fluffy toys
  96. Letter to the Bank
  97. blonde password
  98. A Game Of Animal Football
  99. Bear and Toilet
  100. A woman walks into a bar
  101. Bulgarian peasant girl
  102. How you know you are a stoner
  103. Pickup Line
  104. Beat Up In Church
  105. You Are A Blond
  106. sends her to Gus
  107. make a slingshot
  108. growing larger
  109. Three cowboys
  110. man called Reg
  111. take the devil to court
  112. this one should make you think....and laugh
  113. Hot Tamale
  114. Signs That Your Grandparents Are Sexually Active
  115. Hiding Marijuana
  116. If Computer makers designed a car.
  117. Dad Had a Point
  118. test
  119. Little Johnny --Full Tank
  120. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
  121. Facinate
  122. Little Johnny--Grandma Visits
  123. Little Johnny --Math Help
  124. Little Johnny--Clean Plates
  125. Little Johnny (Where Is God?)
  126. Little Johnny - Gift
  127. Missing Johnny
  128. Little Johnny (Pot of beans)
  129. Farmer Johnny
  130. Red Neck Handyman
  131. Irish Sausages
  132. How the Stimulus Plan Will Work
  133. A Dog Story
  134. The Natural Selection Process
  135. Jesus' Nationality
  136. What Am I?
  137. Little Johnny In Science Class
  138. Little Johnnys gambling Problem
  139. Little Johnnys Camping Trip
  140. Little Johnny Do Hearts Have Leggs?
  141. Newfie Joke
  142. heart surgeon
  143. fighting for Joanne
  144. share of intelligence
  145. parents did for a living
  146. Little Johnny Nipped In The bud
  147. Little Johnny The wall
  148. little Johnnys First Day
  149. Little Johnny On Cold Cream
  150. Little Johnny In Church
  151. Little Johnny Science Experiment
  152. Little Johnny A Day At The Zoo
  153. Little Johnny A Drop In The bucket
  154. Little Johnny
  155. Rrrriiiinnng,,,,,,rrrrriiiinnng Lmao!
  156. mitzvah after mitzvah
  157. twosome of ladies
  158. Aaadd
  159. traffic summons
  160. end to end
  161. just died
  162. Blind date
  163. IRS
  164. for jell691
  165. gentleman was aging
  166. Vegas cocktail lounge
  167. Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke
  168. Dad, what's a transexual?
  169. man of Khartoum
  170. Two lesbians
  171. Little Red Riding Hood
  172. Two tigers
  173. Testing
  174. Newly Weds
  175. $ 280,000 mortgage
  176. Gunslinger! B...b...baaadd
  177. Go ahead punk, make her day!
  178. She is beautiful
  179. Ah Crap
  180. What in the devil was that?
  181. Red Neck Engineering Exam
  182. The Brass Rat
  183. two huge bears
  184. Post Office Job
  185. LOVE OUR TROOPs
  186. Canadians
  187. The Dead Cow and Vet School.
  188. Wishing Well
  189. Obama
  190. History of the "bird"
  191. Old Virgin Pap Smear
  192. Oh no, they changed the duck joke
  193. criminal attorney
  194. Lawyer jokes
  195. he told her
  196. wasp stung him
  197. wonderful new drink
  198. If I had a rooster
  199. Holmes and Dr Watson
  200. New name
  201. Poor Little Old Lady
  202. Life's Rules
  203. Happy easter bunnies
  204. Pet names
  205. The happy day
  206. Missing Easter Bunny Found
  207. Senior Dress Code
  208. Revenge
  209. Lawyers‏
  210. Sex in the Dark
  211. tell me your problem
  212. Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?
  213. How much to have this tooth pulled?”
  214. Tequila
  215. a poodle humping
  216. Sick Excuses
  217. the useful frog
  218. What Shakespeare Really Meant
  219. An Irish Confession
  220. The Moral Of The Story
  221. Who's Been Giving The Dog Beer?
  222. Why did God give women yeast infections?
  223. 99 Condoms
  224. I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous
  225. Staffordshire Bull Terrier
  226. play any instrument
  227. Hard Drive issue
  228. Priceless
  229. The Irish lady
  230. Delusions of adequacy
  231. Pete
  232. Passing Gas
  233. You Know Your Getting Older When
  234. The ostrich
  235. A young doctor
  236. grandpa sitting on the porch
  237. don't call the police
  238. senior citizen bus tour
  239. The value of a drink(a must read for beer drinkers)
  240. Fast a$$
  241. Two Irish Guys In A Bar
  242. 9 Months Later...
  243. overweight patient
  244. asked to disrobe
  245. weakening condition
  246. Do you still get horny?
  247. 300% impotent
  248. A Comment From The Cat
  249. The Fruit Cake Lady
  250. check out this
  251. Cows, golf and wife
  252. Hospital regulations
  253. I'm so depressed
  254. your dog is amazing
  255. What did God say after creating man?
  256. Viagra just kills my appetite
  257. The Box Under Bill & Hilary's Bed
  258. Thats when the fight started
  259. break up
  260. Piglets‏
  261. Golf Ball
  262. fright of my life
  263. happiest day of my life
  264. Two rabbits
  265. Oxymoron's
  266. Who wants some nun?
  267. innocent inquiery
  268. setting the ground rules
  269. Still a virgin?
  270. Flashlight
  271. An old lady
  272. Little Johnny and Aunt Brenda
  273. Tha Nut Bra
  274. garden of eden
  275. Newsflash!!!
  276. "black market" Viagra
  277. You Might Be A Drunk If
  278. "Yellow, blue, black."
  279. Mommy Mommy
  280. Comments Made In 1955
  281. How To Carry Plywood
  282. my rhyme
  283. Elephants
  284. Top ten thoughts for 2009!!!
  285. Fancy Dancer
  286. Circus sized genitalia. Hilarious!
  287. Internal Revenue Service
  288. The indian with one testicle
  289. head over heals in love
  290. phallic symbol
  291. display an ugly side
  292. sheep
  293. Why I Don't Fish With This Guy
  294. Cows, Golf, and a Wife
  295. eye test
  296. Be careful of Hotel Bills
  297. Perfect Country Song
  298. Precision Watch
  299. anus orgasm
  300. gay man proposes
  301. 'It's Lent'
  302. rehabilitation of wayward women
  303. food group does light bulbs fall into
  304. think I'm going to throw up
  305. Cracking the case? Police find pot in a very odd spot
  306. Lingerie firm offers women "liberating" loincloths
  307. Apples caused failed drunk-driving test?(funny but true)
  308. Pants on fire: Mich. teen charged with burning man(funny but true)
  309. Man fires at McDonald's window over breakfast menu(funny but true)
  310. Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool(funny but true)
  311. Pimp paid 'prostitute with chicken nuggets'(funny but true)
  312. These are funny except the ones that offend me. Lmao
  313. alien sits next to him
  314. A man wanted an attack dog
  315. Little Johnny's father
  316. Little Johnny is playing
  317. poker game
  318. "Playing Cards"
  319. Beer
  320. Tweety
  321. we can't do it here
  322. student of proctology
  323. I thought you were my wife
  324. baseball training camp
  325. Wedding revenge
  326. Sleeping man gets locked inside I Don't Care Bar(funny but true)
  327. 'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup(funny but true)
  328. Blonde One Liners
  329. Bodily Dysfunctions
  330. What A Ride!
  331. Depression
  332. What Does HMO Stand For?
  333. HMO
  334. Acts 2:38
  335. Doing It In Japanese!
  336. matter of life or death
  337. I've been through a lot worse
  338. met his wife in a brothel
  339. Three male mice
  340. I walked in on the wife
  341. On his wedding night
  342. If at first
  343. man named Crocket
  344. Quick Sex Jokes
  345. value of a dollar
  346. Vancouver Redneck Snowmobile Trailer
  347. Always there for me
  348. Code word for sex
  349. Artifacts and gifts
  350. new born baby
  351. As I entered Heaven's door
  352. Tourette's
  353. lost my virginity
  354. English
  355. 9 Months Later...
  356. Call a lawyer!
  357. Why it's great to be a man
  358. Rhino Wannabe
  359. Calvin
  360. First time!
  361. Who wants to be an Idiot?
  362. OK, some of these are too %*_^&*( funny!!!
  363. Flasher oh' my!!!!
  364. a great fishing trip
  365. Management Course lesson # 1 & 2
  366. How many?
  367. father and son always in competition
  368. 90 years...
  369. Tetanus Shot...
  370. fooling around with the waitress?
  371. Wedding Cake...
  372. keeping myself pure
  373. Two caterpillars
  374. He cud Fly...?
  375. Perfect Woman
  376. Perfect Day
  377. will of a rich man
  378. tooth pulled
  379. Dennis the drunk
  380. Hertz Rent-a-Camel
  381. Confucius Says
  382. She was only the...........
  383. tweety turns 60
  384. Telemarketer Nightmare
  385. A young lady in the maternity ward
  386. Bad day
  387. A Blonde Texan City Girl
  388. Just One More Time!
  389. Where Is MY Present?
  390. Some Thing You Can't Explain
  391. Making A Marriage Last
  392. Temptation
  393. Pop! Pop!
  394. Cindy Crawford
  395. My dog
  396. good sport
  397. The Starting Salary
  398. No Need To Run
  399. Your Technical Skills Required!
  400. two flights of stairs
  401. A piano!
  402. reindeer walked in
  403. stand up and pee
  404. How Our Brian Raeds
  405. Job at the FBI
  406. four advantages of breast milk
  407. top 10 drawbacks to working in a cubicle
  408. do you ever wonder
  409. only in america
  410. games for senior citizens
  411. idiot sightings
  412. Redneck wins the lottery
  413. Take careful aim
  414. An opportunist,s tale
  415. why david letterman is in trouble with nascar
  416. Quarantine
  417. Inappropriate
  418. Penny & lorraine
  419. American comment on the inauguration
  420. Knock
  421. dental restoration
  422. monkey
  423. How to have fun with beer coasters
  424. deliveries in the morning
  425. The New Student
  426. How to spot a multi millionare
  427. Guarantees in Life
  428. The Bottle of WINE
  429. Attorney
  430. Sons
  431. Poor guy
  432. The Tiger
  433. actually alive
  434. breast or bottle
  435. cross-country flight
  436. tail on both ends
  437. Old Guys Just Don't Care
  438. New Magazine
  439. The Blond And The Body Builder
  440. Smartest Man in the World
  441. Blonde paint job
  442. The Bailout Mascot
  443. Don't Ya Just Love Lawyers
  444. Just Like My Wife
  445. Ever Wonder?
  446. Smelly Wood
  447. Can You Feel It?
  448. Blonde's Mother Passes
  449. Goerge The Mailman's Last Day
  450. Blonde/Flight To New York
  451. Pull Buddy,Pull
  452. Wal-Mart Computer
  453. Rubbing Riddle
  454. Deaf-Mute Sex
  455. another failed attempt
  456. Need Samples
  457. Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
  458. Saskatchewan Boys In The Winter
  459. The Bathtub Test
  460. Presents for the Wife
  461. Three desperately ill men
  462. little finger
  463. standing on the scale
  464. how many women
  465. Jesus and the Robber
  466. Marriage Phylosiphy
  467. Beer
  468. 911 Call
  469. Two Nuns In Transylvania
  470. why jay leno needs a bodyguard
  471. Color of Panties
  472. dying in his bed
  473. 24 hours to live
  474. talking to himself
  475. Colonoscopies
  476. Cat
  477. Lock de-icer
  478. Italian Sportscaster
  479. Good Answering Machine Messages
  480. Malpractice
  481. The perfect Husband
  482. funny but true-Woman allegedly punches, bites her son's principal
  483. funny but true-Dog eats $400, but woman recovers some cash later
  484. new orleans CRABS
  485. why do women fart less than man
  486. Yup
  487. The Confession
  488. Sneezing On An Airplane
  489. The Three Bears..
  490. Chili Cook Off!!
  491. Workout for seniors
  492. magic
  493. Viagra
  494. Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
  495. Drink & Die
  496. 100 reasons it's great to be a GUY!!!
  497. Center for Disease Control
  498. publicly masturbating
  499. got married
  500. Eagles mate
  501. The Schitt Family
  502. Diary of a snow shoveler...
  503. The Moral of the story
  504. Rodney Dangerfield
  505. Priests in Hawaii
  506. Mexican words of the day
  507. The Biker And The Drunk
  508. cadet policeman
  509. favourite cure-al
  510. roof of the church
  511. Brenda O'Malley
  512. two fleas
  513. Beer Commercial
  514. Newfie Fisherman
  515. Mujibar
  516. Grandma's boyfriend
  517. Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument
  518. a senior moment...
  519. buzzing undies make shopper faint...
  520. You need a psychiatrist
  521. Dave
  522. a mathematician
  523. didn't like it
  524. Beer
  525. Kids, Got to love them
  526. Three Priests
  527. Indians Don't USE saddles
  528. Poker Add
  529. when grandma goes to court
  530. talking the bride tells her husband ( am a virgin our first night )
  531. Finally...Full EMU!
  532. Young lady
  533. Go to frank's place
  534. Mike
  535. have you see this guy in your area today
  536. Tree Hugger
  537. A Woman has severe problems with her sex.
  538. Two Woodpeckers
  539. The tiny cabin
  540. Outhouse thrills
  541. Moods
  542. Little johnnie..ears...?
  543. Barber...3hrs-2hrs-1hr...?
  544. woman injured in power tool sex toy encounter
  545. Cool Test
  546. A Lesson in English
  547. house for sale
  548. Two attorneys meet for lunch
  549. hang out in bars
  550. cocktail party
  551. hat-seller
  552. For Immediate Release: Breaking News
  553. Why do men die first?
  554. 40 year marriage
  555. Mute
  556. Cowboys Honeymoon
  557. 401 keg
  558. Children Writing About The Sea
  559. Why did the chicken cross the road
  560. Men never listen
  561. Amazing Holes
  562. Bless Her Little Newfie Heart
  563. I will have to write you a ticket.
  564. Good-looking lawyers
  565. exhausted all the time
  566. live till you’re 100
  567. Most Popular T-Shirt
  568. Polish Officer
  569. The Golfer And The dentist
  570. Birthday
  571. Shipwrecked
  572. Cinderalla
  573. Being Reloaded!
  574. Some More Blonde Jokes
  575. The Lady Died After having 25 Children.
  576. fella goes to the doctor
  577. don't get any respect
  578. beware of your neighbors
  579. a nice idea
  580. Recession Logos
  581. Ugly woman and a drunk (translated from Polish)
  582. Some thoughts for us all in these tough times….
  583. Sony's Stupid POS
  584. Why Trampolines are Not Safe
  585. Durex Commercial.
  586. A modern fairy tale
  587. The TINY CABIN
  588. A 90-year old.
  589. Never mind.
  590. sign of the times
  591. total truth
  592. The Best of Late Night...
  593. see an optometrist
  594. cuckoo clock
  595. Sniffer
  596. a little bunny rabbit
  597. fishing kiwi style
  598. What does TGIF stand for?
  599. Illegal Drag Racing
  600. first time at the gynecologist
  601. That's not it
  602. headshaker
  603. Mr. Owl
  604. young polar bear
  605. Priceless!!!!!
  606. Police: Man used pot to mellow kitty(funny but true)
  607. drowning lawyer
  608. ever have a check-up
  609. Flustered W.Va. man uses debit card to pay for drink during alleged store holdup
  610. had not had a date
  611. alcohol as a crutch
  612. canary-coloured paint
  613. Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets(funny but true)
  614. Nagra 3 is here!!!
  615. X rated riddles
  616. Hunting Flies
  617. Olympic athlete
  618. 70-year-old George
  619. dirty pictures
  620. 44 and counting
  621. A policeman
  622. An older gent
  623. body odor
  624. Easter Sunday
  625. Willie the Whale
  626. Political Correctness
  627. Dangerous,Safer,Safest!
  628. Best lawyer/insurance story of the year,
  629. Have you heard about the two duck hunters from wisconsin
  630. Crabs
  631. Rough Job
  632. Two Tees
  633. It Could Happen To Anyone!
  634. Stranded
  635. Application for permission to date my daughter
  636. Bra shopping A cowboy's poem
  637. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
  638. street walkers
  639. sunburned beyond belief
  640. by an elephant
  641. have a 'contamination
  642. Old Cowhand
  643. Blond swimmer
  644. Practice Safe Fax
  645. OLD AGE ALphabet
  646. Church
  647. Generous lawyer
  648. Old Age
  649. woodpecker
  650. New JVC 'Wife Remote' causes havoc at Electronics Outlets
  651. What Starts With F and Ends With K ?
  652. Mex Hacker
  653. Hey Jell,
  654. old ladies bought it
  655. Prosecutor:
  656. man walks into a bar
  657. new bird dog
  658. Juggler
  659. misspelled email
  660. Christian Humor
  661. The History of the middle Finger
  662. Ear Infection
  663. Cajun Pregnancy
  664. House Fire
  665. Sleepless in Seattle
  666. What's your ambition?
  667. identical twin girls
  668. Farmer John
  669. How to call the police when you are old
  670. A thong is
  671. Dirty minds or Virgin
  672. Cancel your credit card before you die...
  673. Stolen Car
  674. C-nile virus
  675. Blonde
  676. an examination
  677. too hot to wear clothes
  678. son masturbating
  679. officer arrests a drunk
  680. The Bailout Mascot
  681. An elderly couple
  682. Scotch with two drops of water
  683. garden rule
  684. Two Wood peckers
  685. Drinking Blood
  686. Winter
  687. Two Black Eyes
  688. Cellmates
  689. Wife Arrives Home Early
  690. Dead *****
  691. Tricks For Points
  692. Different Kinds Of Sex
  693. An English Lesson About "F**k"
  694. Dirty Mind! What Am I?
  695. The Corner Barber Shop
  696. brass rat
  697. Traffic Court
  698. Hangovers
  699. seals only drink Schweppes
  700. My wife...the hooker.
  701. Octo-Slam Breakfast from Denny's
  702. pulled Janet Jackson over
  703. ordered martini
  704. Visiting the zoo
  705. Don't Try To Reason Just Have Fun
  706. A Love Story
  707. i post this in the humor section back it not humor it the sign of the time
  708. Lottery
  709. 3 Ladies On A Flight
  710. Sitting At Home
  711. Hunan Hooker
  712. Lipstick
  713. Girl's Best Friends
  714. Since We've Been Back
  715. Doctor's office
  716. choking
  717. necrophilia
  718. they's suin
  719. bartender
  720. The final exam
  721. the stranger i grown up with the family friend did you have one
  722. a breathalyzer test
  723. Two old drunks
  724. raped by a mouse
  725. The escaped convict
  726. Louisiana Political Humor
  727. Thieves come in all sizes
  728. Just when you thought all the good ideas were taken
  729. My new Idea
  730. motorcycle patrolman
  731. The Wongs
  732. The Stella Awards
  733. What Can I Get You?
  734. Regular Sex
  735. The Rejection Letter
  736. An Irish Blonde
  737. misunderstanding
  738. The Governor
  739. ordered a double
  740. vampire bat
  741. Cheap Hooker
  742. Haunted From The Grave
  743. Women Are Like Cards
  744. Hooker Tax
  745. Foot in Mouth
  746. Secret to Happiness
  747. plink-plink
  748. pee'ed off
  749. artificial insemination
  750. birdie sex
  751. Honesty is the best policy
  752. accident
  753. Urologists
  754. Breathalyzer
  755. penguin is driving
  756. Two male flies
  757. Dave Letterman and dippy
  758. The Sensitive Man !!!!!!!!!!!
  759. Foreign Golfer
  760. eating a bald eagle
  761. guy walks into a bar
  762. man with no arms
  763. an elephant
  764. Rambo Granny
  765. New Sign at Bank
  766. Budget
  767. Sheer Nightgown
  768. Difference Between A Catfish And Lawyer
  769. The Why's Of Men
  770. Morning Sex
  771. A Hudred Dollar Tatoo
  772. City Workers
  773. My Living Will
  774. Your Yearly Dementia Test
  775. under arrest for drunk driving
  776. Fruits Of Love
  777. Two friends
  778. A Dog's Rule Of Life
  779. animals complaining
  780. wife's cat
  781. Having mom over for dinner
  782. Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
  783. Private eye
  784. Sally
  785. George and the Dragon
  786. travelling salesman
  787. Buddy
  788. IRS Audit
  789. Two Old Women Talking
  790. Before It Starts
  791. A Self Examination For Men
  792. Human Facts
  793. The Holy Crusades
  794. Cheating Wives
  795. True Or False
  796. Enlightened
  797. Wrong e-mail address
  798. 5 Rules...
  799. The Happy Gay Guy
  800. Nine words women use