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  1. Thoughts on Beer and Drinking
  2. Beer Study
  3. And That's How The Fight Started
  4. Tax time...........
  5. Anyone for a cruise?
  6. Zing!!
  7. hemophiliac
  8. I have crabs,
  9. I gotta stop drinking that Irish whiskey
  10. Who's in charge?
  11. Gay Man In The Church
  12. "Free Sex with Fill-Up"
  13. 1, 2, 3, 4`
  14. What’s Up, Doc?
  15. The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:
  16. Will I Live to see 80?
  17. When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
  18. Bad day of golf
  19. Don't fall in!
  20. 40 years of marriage
  21. Confessional Etiquette
  22. The Nuns and the Blind Man
  23. A priest and a rabbi
  24. Very Bad News
  25. Half Sister
  26. only two tellers
  27. Tic Tac Music
  28. Why Men Have Big Tool Boxes
  29. Play dead
  30. Don't get OLD...
  31. I've Fallen
  32. Fishing Trip
  33. Hollywood Squares
  34. Who My Baby Daddy ????????
  35. 1st Grade... Funny I don't care who u are.
  36. Two prostitutes
  37. Drinking too much?
  38. remove your right arm
  39. a bowl of cream
  40. that’ll be one cent
  41. A drunk in a bar barfs
  42. How to instantly fail a DUI test
  43. Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
  44. One Smart Watch
  45. Ahhh....Divorce
  46. Gun Shop Poster
  47. Enchanted Snake
  48. Romance is not dead
  49. Help me find this pup a home.
  50. Polish Polar Bear Club
  51. Newfoundland Police Chase
  52. Product to Fix Nag3
  53. Wifes' Xmas Present
  54. Turpentine VS Holy Water
  55. SHii
  56. The best drunk story of the month...
  57. Irish prostitute...
  58. Men Bashing - The Rules
  59. Posted to Craig's List Personals
  60. Top 20 do not say to cops.
  61. Yo mama so Poor
  62. How Unique
  63. Camel Died
  64. Vocabulary word for the day
  65. girl from the chorus
  66. Yo mama’s So Fat
  67. Okie Jokie
  68. Saran Wrap
  69. Legal Birth Control
  70. Tattoo You
  71. retired cops
  72. economy toilet paper
  73. 2 hunters
  74. Arrogance Doesn't Pay
  75. Two Spuds
  76. Two Spudds
  77. a box of condoms
  78. woman named Vicki
  79. A man goes into a supermarket
  80. Assisted Suicide
  81. How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh
  82. A husband walks out of the bathroom
  83. Two prostitutes
  84. Whatever Happened To
  85. Retirement
  86. DUI.
  87. Italian Clock
  88. weight problem
  89. woman named Nancy
  90. woman named Kate
  91. One day, long, long ago,
  92. Divorce Court
  93. Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot
  94. A drunk is driving through
  95. Blonde’s Cheer
  96. Blonde Overdue
  97. Ethel
  98. No Sex Since 1955
  99. Some old sidesplitters uwilllyao
  100. Simple home remedies
  101. Phones in church
  102. What a deal!
  103. Leprechan
  104. Choices Choices
  105. Mama Mia
  106. Strip Joint
  107. Good Date
  108. Confession
  109. Who's Your Daddy?
  110. Hurts Doesn't It
  111. fluffy toys
  112. Letter to the Bank
  113. blonde password
  114. A Game Of Animal Football
  115. Bear and Toilet
  116. A woman walks into a bar
  117. Bulgarian peasant girl
  118. How you know you are a stoner
  119. Pickup Line
  120. Beat Up In Church
  121. You Are A Blond
  122. sends her to Gus
  123. make a slingshot
  124. growing larger
  125. Three cowboys
  126. man called Reg
  127. take the devil to court
  128. this one should make you think....and laugh
  129. Hot Tamale
  130. Signs That Your Grandparents Are Sexually Active
  131. Hiding Marijuana
  132. If Computer makers designed a car.
  133. Dad Had a Point
  134. test
  135. Little Johnny --Full Tank
  136. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
  137. Facinate
  138. Little Johnny--Grandma Visits
  139. Little Johnny --Math Help
  140. Little Johnny--Clean Plates
  141. Little Johnny (Where Is God?)
  142. Little Johnny - Gift
  143. Missing Johnny
  144. Little Johnny (Pot of beans)
  145. Farmer Johnny
  146. Red Neck Handyman
  147. Irish Sausages
  148. How the Stimulus Plan Will Work
  149. A Dog Story
  150. The Natural Selection Process
  151. Jesus' Nationality
  152. What Am I?
  153. Little Johnny In Science Class
  154. Little Johnnys gambling Problem
  155. Little Johnnys Camping Trip
  156. Little Johnny Do Hearts Have Leggs?
  157. Newfie Joke
  158. heart surgeon
  159. fighting for Joanne
  160. share of intelligence
  161. parents did for a living
  162. Little Johnny Nipped In The bud
  163. Little Johnny The wall
  164. little Johnnys First Day
  165. Little Johnny On Cold Cream
  166. Little Johnny In Church
  167. Little Johnny Science Experiment
  168. Little Johnny A Day At The Zoo
  169. Little Johnny A Drop In The bucket
  170. Little Johnny
  171. Rrrriiiinnng,,,,,,rrrrriiiinnng Lmao!
  172. mitzvah after mitzvah
  173. twosome of ladies
  174. Aaadd
  175. traffic summons
  176. end to end
  177. just died
  178. Blind date
  179. IRS
  180. for jell691
  181. gentleman was aging
  182. Vegas cocktail lounge
  183. Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke
  184. Dad, what's a transexual?
  185. man of Khartoum
  186. Two lesbians
  187. Little Red Riding Hood
  188. Two tigers
  189. Testing
  190. Newly Weds
  191. $ 280,000 mortgage
  192. Gunslinger! B...b...baaadd
  193. Go ahead punk, make her day!
  194. She is beautiful
  195. Ah Crap
  196. What in the devil was that?
  197. Red Neck Engineering Exam
  198. The Brass Rat
  199. two huge bears
  200. Post Office Job
  201. LOVE OUR TROOPs
  202. Canadians
  203. The Dead Cow and Vet School.
  204. Wishing Well
  205. Obama
  206. History of the "bird"
  207. Old Virgin Pap Smear
  208. Oh no, they changed the duck joke
  209. criminal attorney
  210. Lawyer jokes
  211. he told her
  212. wasp stung him
  213. wonderful new drink
  214. If I had a rooster
  215. Holmes and Dr Watson
  216. New name
  217. Poor Little Old Lady
  218. Life's Rules
  219. Happy easter bunnies
  220. Pet names
  221. The happy day
  222. Missing Easter Bunny Found
  223. Senior Dress Code
  224. Revenge
  225. Lawyers‏
  226. Sex in the Dark
  227. tell me your problem
  228. Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?
  229. How much to have this tooth pulled?”
  230. Tequila
  231. a poodle humping
  232. Sick Excuses
  233. the useful frog
  234. What Shakespeare Really Meant
  235. An Irish Confession
  236. The Moral Of The Story
  237. Who's Been Giving The Dog Beer?
  238. Why did God give women yeast infections?
  239. 99 Condoms
  240. I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous
  241. Staffordshire Bull Terrier
  242. play any instrument
  243. Hard Drive issue
  244. Priceless
  245. The Irish lady
  246. Delusions of adequacy
  247. Pete
  248. Passing Gas
  249. You Know Your Getting Older When
  250. The ostrich
  251. A young doctor
  252. grandpa sitting on the porch
  253. don't call the police
  254. senior citizen bus tour
  255. The value of a drink(a must read for beer drinkers)
  256. Fast a$$
  257. Two Irish Guys In A Bar
  258. 9 Months Later...
  259. overweight patient
  260. asked to disrobe
  261. weakening condition
  262. Do you still get horny?
  263. 300% impotent
  264. A Comment From The Cat
  265. The Fruit Cake Lady
  266. check out this
  267. Cows, golf and wife
  268. Hospital regulations
  269. I'm so depressed
  270. your dog is amazing
  271. What did God say after creating man?
  272. Viagra just kills my appetite
  273. The Box Under Bill & Hilary's Bed
  274. Thats when the fight started
  275. break up
  276. Piglets‏
  277. Golf Ball
  278. fright of my life
  279. happiest day of my life
  280. Two rabbits
  281. Oxymoron's
  282. Who wants some nun?
  283. innocent inquiery
  284. setting the ground rules
  285. Still a virgin?
  286. Flashlight
  287. An old lady
  288. Little Johnny and Aunt Brenda
  289. Tha Nut Bra
  290. garden of eden
  291. Newsflash!!!
  292. "black market" Viagra
  293. You Might Be A Drunk If
  294. "Yellow, blue, black."
  295. Mommy Mommy
  296. Comments Made In 1955
  297. How To Carry Plywood
  298. my rhyme
  299. Elephants
  300. Top ten thoughts for 2009!!!
  301. Fancy Dancer
  302. Circus sized genitalia. Hilarious!
  303. Internal Revenue Service
  304. The indian with one testicle
  305. head over heals in love
  306. phallic symbol
  307. display an ugly side
  308. sheep
  309. Why I Don't Fish With This Guy
  310. Cows, Golf, and a Wife
  311. eye test
  312. Be careful of Hotel Bills
  313. Perfect Country Song
  314. Precision Watch
  315. anus orgasm
  316. gay man proposes
  317. 'It's Lent'
  318. rehabilitation of wayward women
  319. food group does light bulbs fall into
  320. think I'm going to throw up
  321. Cracking the case? Police find pot in a very odd spot
  322. Lingerie firm offers women "liberating" loincloths
  323. Apples caused failed drunk-driving test?(funny but true)
  324. Pants on fire: Mich. teen charged with burning man(funny but true)
  325. Man fires at McDonald's window over breakfast menu(funny but true)
  326. Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool(funny but true)
  327. Pimp paid 'prostitute with chicken nuggets'(funny but true)
  328. These are funny except the ones that offend me. Lmao
  329. alien sits next to him
  330. A man wanted an attack dog
  331. Little Johnny's father
  332. Little Johnny is playing
  333. poker game
  334. "Playing Cards"
  335. Beer
  336. Tweety
  337. we can't do it here
  338. student of proctology
  339. I thought you were my wife
  340. baseball training camp
  341. Wedding revenge
  342. Sleeping man gets locked inside I Don't Care Bar(funny but true)
  343. 'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup(funny but true)
  344. Blonde One Liners
  345. Bodily Dysfunctions
  346. What A Ride!
  347. Depression
  348. What Does HMO Stand For?
  349. HMO
  350. Acts 2:38
  351. Doing It In Japanese!
  352. matter of life or death
  353. I've been through a lot worse
  354. met his wife in a brothel
  355. Three male mice
  356. I walked in on the wife
  357. On his wedding night
  358. If at first
  359. man named Crocket
  360. Quick Sex Jokes
  361. value of a dollar
  362. Vancouver Redneck Snowmobile Trailer
  363. Always there for me
  364. Code word for sex
  365. Artifacts and gifts
  366. new born baby
  367. As I entered Heaven's door
  368. Tourette's
  369. lost my virginity
  370. English
  371. 9 Months Later...
  372. Call a lawyer!
  373. Why it's great to be a man
  374. Rhino Wannabe
  375. Calvin
  376. First time!
  377. Who wants to be an Idiot?
  378. OK, some of these are too %*_^&*( funny!!!
  379. Flasher oh' my!!!!
  380. a great fishing trip
  381. Management Course lesson # 1 & 2
  382. How many?
  383. father and son always in competition
  384. 90 years...
  385. Tetanus Shot...
  386. fooling around with the waitress?
  387. Wedding Cake...
  388. keeping myself pure
  389. Two caterpillars
  390. He cud Fly...?
  391. Perfect Woman
  392. Perfect Day
  393. will of a rich man
  394. tooth pulled
  395. Dennis the drunk
  396. Hertz Rent-a-Camel
  397. Confucius Says
  398. She was only the...........
  399. tweety turns 60
  400. Telemarketer Nightmare
  401. A young lady in the maternity ward
  402. Bad day
  403. A Blonde Texan City Girl
  404. Just One More Time!
  405. Where Is MY Present?
  406. Some Thing You Can't Explain
  407. Making A Marriage Last
  408. Temptation
  409. Pop! Pop!
  410. Cindy Crawford
  411. My dog
  412. good sport
  413. The Starting Salary
  414. No Need To Run
  415. Your Technical Skills Required!
  416. two flights of stairs
  417. A piano!
  418. reindeer walked in
  419. stand up and pee
  420. How Our Brian Raeds
  421. Job at the FBI
  422. four advantages of breast milk
  423. top 10 drawbacks to working in a cubicle
  424. do you ever wonder
  425. only in america
  426. games for senior citizens
  427. idiot sightings
  428. Redneck wins the lottery
  429. Take careful aim
  430. An opportunist,s tale
  431. why david letterman is in trouble with nascar
  432. Quarantine
  433. Inappropriate
  434. Penny & lorraine
  435. American comment on the inauguration
  436. Knock
  437. dental restoration
  438. monkey
  439. How to have fun with beer coasters
  440. deliveries in the morning
  441. The New Student
  442. How to spot a multi millionare
  443. Guarantees in Life
  444. The Bottle of WINE
  445. Attorney
  446. Sons
  447. Poor guy
  448. The Tiger
  449. actually alive
  450. breast or bottle
  451. cross-country flight
  452. tail on both ends
  453. Old Guys Just Don't Care
  454. New Magazine
  455. The Blond And The Body Builder
  456. Smartest Man in the World
  457. Blonde paint job
  458. The Bailout Mascot
  459. Don't Ya Just Love Lawyers
  460. Just Like My Wife
  461. Ever Wonder?
  462. Smelly Wood
  463. Can You Feel It?
  464. Blonde's Mother Passes
  465. Goerge The Mailman's Last Day
  466. Blonde/Flight To New York
  467. Pull Buddy,Pull
  468. Wal-Mart Computer
  469. Rubbing Riddle
  470. Deaf-Mute Sex
  471. another failed attempt
  472. Need Samples
  473. Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
  474. Saskatchewan Boys In The Winter
  475. The Bathtub Test
  476. Presents for the Wife
  477. Three desperately ill men
  478. little finger
  479. standing on the scale
  480. how many women
  481. Jesus and the Robber
  482. Marriage Phylosiphy
  483. Beer
  484. 911 Call
  485. Two Nuns In Transylvania
  486. why jay leno needs a bodyguard
  487. Color of Panties
  488. dying in his bed
  489. 24 hours to live
  490. talking to himself
  491. Colonoscopies
  492. Cat
  493. Lock de-icer
  494. Italian Sportscaster
  495. Good Answering Machine Messages
  496. Malpractice
  497. The perfect Husband
  498. funny but true-Woman allegedly punches, bites her son's principal
  499. funny but true-Dog eats $400, but woman recovers some cash later
  500. new orleans CRABS
  501. why do women fart less than man
  502. Yup
  503. The Confession
  504. Sneezing On An Airplane
  505. The Three Bears..
  506. Chili Cook Off!!
  507. Workout for seniors
  508. magic
  509. Viagra
  510. Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
  511. Drink & Die
  512. 100 reasons it's great to be a GUY!!!
  513. Center for Disease Control
  514. publicly masturbating
  515. got married
  516. Eagles mate
  517. The Schitt Family
  518. Diary of a snow shoveler...
  519. The Moral of the story
  520. Rodney Dangerfield
  521. Priests in Hawaii
  522. Mexican words of the day
  523. The Biker And The Drunk
  524. cadet policeman
  525. favourite cure-al
  526. roof of the church
  527. Brenda O'Malley
  528. two fleas
  529. Beer Commercial
  530. Newfie Fisherman
  531. Mujibar
  532. Grandma's boyfriend
  533. Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument
  534. a senior moment...
  535. buzzing undies make shopper faint...
  536. You need a psychiatrist
  537. Dave
  538. a mathematician
  539. didn't like it
  540. Beer
  541. Kids, Got to love them
  542. Three Priests
  543. Indians Don't USE saddles
  544. Poker Add
  545. when grandma goes to court
  546. talking the bride tells her husband ( am a virgin our first night )
  547. Finally...Full EMU!
  548. Young lady
  549. Go to frank's place
  550. Mike
  551. have you see this guy in your area today
  552. Tree Hugger
  553. A Woman has severe problems with her sex.
  554. Two Woodpeckers
  555. The tiny cabin
  556. Outhouse thrills
  557. Moods
  558. Little johnnie..ears...?
  559. Barber...3hrs-2hrs-1hr...?
  560. woman injured in power tool sex toy encounter
  561. Cool Test
  562. A Lesson in English
  563. house for sale
  564. Two attorneys meet for lunch
  565. hang out in bars
  566. cocktail party
  567. hat-seller
  568. For Immediate Release: Breaking News
  569. Why do men die first?
  570. 40 year marriage
  571. Mute
  572. Cowboys Honeymoon
  573. 401 keg
  574. Children Writing About The Sea
  575. Why did the chicken cross the road
  576. Men never listen
  577. Amazing Holes
  578. Bless Her Little Newfie Heart
  579. I will have to write you a ticket.
  580. Good-looking lawyers
  581. exhausted all the time
  582. live till you’re 100
  583. Most Popular T-Shirt
  584. Polish Officer
  585. The Golfer And The dentist
  586. Birthday
  587. Shipwrecked
  588. Cinderalla
  589. Being Reloaded!
  590. Some More Blonde Jokes
  591. The Lady Died After having 25 Children.
  592. fella goes to the doctor
  593. don't get any respect
  594. beware of your neighbors
  595. a nice idea
  596. Recession Logos
  597. Ugly woman and a drunk (translated from Polish)
  598. Some thoughts for us all in these tough times….
  599. Sony's Stupid POS
  600. Why Trampolines are Not Safe
  601. Durex Commercial.
  602. A modern fairy tale
  603. The TINY CABIN
  604. A 90-year old.
  605. Never mind.
  606. sign of the times
  607. total truth
  608. The Best of Late Night...
  609. see an optometrist
  610. cuckoo clock
  611. Sniffer
  612. a little bunny rabbit
  613. fishing kiwi style
  614. What does TGIF stand for?
  615. Illegal Drag Racing
  616. first time at the gynecologist
  617. That's not it
  618. headshaker
  619. Mr. Owl
  620. young polar bear
  621. Priceless!!!!!
  622. Police: Man used pot to mellow kitty(funny but true)
  623. drowning lawyer
  624. ever have a check-up
  625. Flustered W.Va. man uses debit card to pay for drink during alleged store holdup
  626. had not had a date
  627. alcohol as a crutch
  628. canary-coloured paint
  629. Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets(funny but true)
  630. Nagra 3 is here!!!
  631. X rated riddles
  632. Hunting Flies
  633. Olympic athlete
  634. 70-year-old George
  635. dirty pictures
  636. 44 and counting
  637. A policeman
  638. An older gent
  639. body odor
  640. Easter Sunday
  641. Willie the Whale
  642. Political Correctness
  643. Dangerous,Safer,Safest!
  644. Best lawyer/insurance story of the year,
  645. Have you heard about the two duck hunters from wisconsin
  646. Crabs
  647. Rough Job
  648. Two Tees
  649. It Could Happen To Anyone!
  650. Stranded
  651. Application for permission to date my daughter
  652. Bra shopping A cowboy's poem
  653. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
  654. street walkers
  655. sunburned beyond belief
  656. by an elephant
  657. have a 'contamination
  658. Old Cowhand
  659. Blond swimmer
  660. Practice Safe Fax
  661. OLD AGE ALphabet
  662. Church
  663. Generous lawyer
  664. Old Age
  665. woodpecker
  666. New JVC 'Wife Remote' causes havoc at Electronics Outlets
  667. What Starts With F and Ends With K ?
  668. Mex Hacker
  669. Hey Jell,
  670. old ladies bought it
  671. Prosecutor:
  672. man walks into a bar
  673. new bird dog
  674. Juggler
  675. misspelled email
  676. Christian Humor
  677. The History of the middle Finger
  678. Ear Infection
  679. Cajun Pregnancy
  680. House Fire
  681. Sleepless in Seattle
  682. What's your ambition?
  683. identical twin girls
  684. Farmer John
  685. How to call the police when you are old
  686. A thong is
  687. Dirty minds or Virgin
  688. Cancel your credit card before you die...
  689. Stolen Car
  690. C-nile virus
  691. Blonde
  692. an examination
  693. too hot to wear clothes
  694. son masturbating
  695. officer arrests a drunk
  696. The Bailout Mascot
  697. An elderly couple
  698. Scotch with two drops of water
  699. garden rule
  700. Two Wood peckers
  701. Drinking Blood
  702. Winter
  703. Two Black Eyes
  704. Cellmates
  705. Wife Arrives Home Early
  706. Dead *****
  707. Tricks For Points
  708. Different Kinds Of Sex
  709. An English Lesson About "F**k"
  710. Dirty Mind! What Am I?
  711. The Corner Barber Shop
  712. brass rat
  713. Traffic Court
  714. Hangovers
  715. seals only drink Schweppes
  716. My wife...the hooker.
  717. Octo-Slam Breakfast from Denny's
  718. pulled Janet Jackson over
  719. ordered martini
  720. Visiting the zoo
  721. Don't Try To Reason Just Have Fun
  722. A Love Story
  723. i post this in the humor section back it not humor it the sign of the time
  724. Lottery
  725. 3 Ladies On A Flight
  726. Sitting At Home
  727. Hunan Hooker
  728. Lipstick
  729. Girl's Best Friends
  730. Since We've Been Back
  731. Doctor's office
  732. choking
  733. necrophilia
  734. they's suin
  735. bartender
  736. The final exam
  737. the stranger i grown up with the family friend did you have one
  738. a breathalyzer test
  739. Two old drunks
  740. raped by a mouse
  741. The escaped convict
  742. Louisiana Political Humor
  743. Thieves come in all sizes
  744. Just when you thought all the good ideas were taken
  745. My new Idea
  746. motorcycle patrolman
  747. The Wongs
  748. The Stella Awards
  749. What Can I Get You?
  750. Regular Sex
  751. The Rejection Letter
  752. An Irish Blonde
  753. misunderstanding
  754. The Governor
  755. ordered a double
  756. vampire bat
  757. Cheap Hooker
  758. Haunted From The Grave
  759. Women Are Like Cards
  760. Hooker Tax
  761. Foot in Mouth
  762. Secret to Happiness
  763. plink-plink
  764. pee'ed off
  765. artificial insemination
  766. birdie sex
  767. Honesty is the best policy
  768. accident
  769. Urologists
  770. Breathalyzer
  771. penguin is driving
  772. Two male flies
  773. Dave Letterman and dippy
  774. The Sensitive Man !!!!!!!!!!!
  775. Foreign Golfer
  776. eating a bald eagle
  777. guy walks into a bar
  778. man with no arms
  779. an elephant
  780. Rambo Granny
  781. New Sign at Bank
  782. Budget
  783. Sheer Nightgown
  784. Difference Between A Catfish And Lawyer
  785. The Why's Of Men
  786. Morning Sex
  787. A Hudred Dollar Tatoo
  788. City Workers
  789. My Living Will
  790. Your Yearly Dementia Test
  791. under arrest for drunk driving
  792. Fruits Of Love
  793. Two friends
  794. A Dog's Rule Of Life
  795. animals complaining
  796. wife's cat
  797. Having mom over for dinner
  798. Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
  799. Private eye
  800. Sally